Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Yeah don't worry about being too lazy because you aren't relevant. Nobody even addressed you.

But you and your friends should keep responding. So far I got one to start talking about boxes and sergeants, one to snitch, and others to start posting under different names. The whole Ken incident hurt worse than I thought.

Am I am a troll. Keep replying stupid!

AIfred E Newman wrote:

Yeah don't worry about being too lazy because you aren't relevant. Nobody even addressed you.

But you and your friends should keep responding. So far I got one to start talking about boxes and sergeants, one to snitch, and others to start posting under different names. The whole Ken incident hurt worse than I thought.

Am I am a troll. Keep replying stupid!

No problemo, I was just talking out my a$$ and you responded.

LOL!

Too easy.

I am a troll. Keep responding stupid.

TroLLminator wrote:

Every 50 pages or so we see one of these epic meltdowns like last night. Initially the pro-Rossi poster claims to be an outsider and then we see their position quickly shift to supposedly trolling, to ranting uncontrollably, and finally to all out desperation. Needless to say, they always go out like a flame (note to Satan). There's only one reason someone would create so many usernames at once and try so desperately to clog the thread.

Makes me wonder if Mike happened to be stuck on another crappy shift/gig and hitting the bottle hard. #lifeisgood

Can you pass this cheat sheet (!) to Mike, seems to go up in flames the moment I start writing it. He'll need it for his $200,000 injury excuse. Any one will do, hell's money is riding on the knee-cap thingy given his superb feminine gait.

It looks like the Boston cap in his Twitter picture is one released for '16. If so he now has gear from at least 3 years, only one of which he ran. Zero that he qualified for. Gotta give him credit for quadrupling down on a losing hand

“A troll,” according to one definition, “is a person who sows discord … by starting arguments or upsetting people … with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.”

Ha Ha Ha suckers!

Flnlsher Medal wrote:

It looks like the Boston cap in his Twitter picture is one released for '16. If so he now has gear from at least 3 years, only one of which he ran. Zero that he qualified for. Gotta give him credit for quadrupling down on a losing hand

My boy brings lows to a new high, he never, EVER disappoints me. Hell, I don't even have to whisper in his ear anymore or give him a little pointed jab, he is - to speak in the current vernacular - sustainable. At least until he takes up permanent residence down here. Then it's forever.

Wow this whole Satan bit hasn't been overdone. Keep it up!

Prediction: more nerdy talk about people going to hell. Oh goodie!

It's mind over matter right? If he wears the gear enough it'll eventually just mean he's earned it! And the fact that no one bothers to ask him about it (awkward discussion) makes him believe they just respect it. Everything is what you make it, except the truth.

Flnlsher Medal wrote:

It looks like the Boston cap in his Twitter picture is one released for '16. If so he now has gear from at least 3 years, only one of which he ran. Zero that he qualified for. Gotta give him credit for quadrupling down on a losing hand

He has no clue, but he does seem to want to continue getting hit between the eyes like last night. It's kind of pathetic to go these desperate lengths to sabotage the daily gathering of 12 basement trolls, but apparently he can stay up all night refreshing the thread for any updates, 'hanging on to every word' as an infamous man liked to say. #lifeisgood

RunDreamRun wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

Ahhh now it all makes sense, he's recently lost 2 followers.

Could be our drunken, cheating cowboy is attempting to cull the herd of snitches.

Could be he hasn't a clue. Ha-ha I said "could be." Dope.

TroLLminator wrote:

He has no clue, but he does seem to want to continue getting hit between the eyes like last night. It's kind of pathetic to go these desperate lengths to sabotage the daily gathering of 12 basement trolls, but apparently he can stay up all night refreshing the thread for any updates, 'hanging on to every word' as an infamous man liked to say. #lifeisgood

Mike was running some races last year, rossied the Turkey Trot, seems he might be running the 10 miler. If the latter we'll need a film crew. Maybe Cecily can run the race with him, interviewing all the while.

CT: Mr. Rossi, can you please explain why you had to cheat at Via, deceive so many people and bully others, and then smeared a dedicated educator when you took the trip of a lifetime to Boston?

The Cheater Mike Rossi: huffhuffhuffhuffPUFFPUFFPUFFhuffhuffhuff

CT: Sorry, I didn't catch that.

The Cheater Mike Rossi: huffhuffhuffhuffPUFFPUFFPUFFhuffhuffhuff

CT: Seems after a quarter mile or so Mikey Mike is having a tough time running marathon pace so we'll be back. Oh my, someone call EMS, we need O2 here stat.

The Cheater Mike Rossi: huffhuffhuffhuffPUFFPUFFPUFF-careful-huffhuff-with-puffpuff-the-huffhuffhuff-hair-puffpuffhuffhuff-plugs.

Ha - maybe the fat guy was right though, despite posting pictures of his "perfect life" online Mike might be ashamed to be seen in public. All mats beware though! I think he's done with running in general, he trained for the 5k and got a taste of just impossible it was going to be to improve as much as the 3:11 said he did. However, at this point it probably still hasn't sunk in that he's a sore loser who has been completely exposed. People who put themselves in these kinds of situations tend to deny until the very end. I just couldn't imagine facing my family every day while wrapped up in that kind of lie. Mike Rossi, the ultimate blowhard

AIfred E Newman wrote:

“A troll,” according to one definition, “is a person who sows discord … by starting arguments or upsetting people … with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion, often for their own amusement.”

Ha Ha Ha suckers!

You left off the "amusement" part. It's been fun for every one, except you it seems, the one person it was meant to amuse, you've taken it way too seriously and it seems to be consuming you.

It's kicked the thread along though and we've had a laugh, even though it took us long while to work out you were a troll (haha). Lighten up my friend, life's too short to get so uptight about such a silly little thing.

By the way you were a fairly ordinary troll which is what made it amusing rather than sowing "discord...starting arguments or upsetting people...provoking", etc.

AIfred E Newman wrote:

Wow this whole Satan bit hasn't been overdone. Keep it up!

Prediction: more nerdy talk about people going to hell. Oh goodie!

Here ken poses as Satan and talks about peeps going to hell but on the inside edition video trending #3 and climbing fast Ken talks about God and Karma

GypsFuLvus wrote:

Here ken poses as Satan and talks about peeps going to hell but on the inside edition video trending #3 and climbing fast Ken talks about God and Karma

Hi son!

Satan wrote:

GypsFuLvus wrote:

Here ken poses as Satan and talks about peeps going to hell but on the inside edition video trending #3 and climbing fast Ken talks about God and Karma

Hi son!

Hi dad, I just saw you on inside edition Ken got 50 points on that question

TroLLminator wrote:

He has no clue, but he does seem to want to continue getting hit between the eyes like last night. It's kind of pathetic to go these desperate lengths to sabotage the daily gathering of 12 basement trolls, but apparently he can stay up all night refreshing the thread for any updates, 'hanging on to every word' as an infamous man liked to say. #lifeisgood

[quote]RunDreamRun wrote:

[quote]TroLLminator wrote:

Ahhh now it all makes sense, he's recently lost 2 followers.

Could be our drunken, cheating cowboy is attempting to cull the herd of snitches

I am here to feast on the dead carcass you have been beating to a pulp since June thank you for tenderizing it for me. Yes I can stay up all night picking on it because I am a hyena and a nocturnal creature.

AIfred E Newman wrote:

DevilsAdvocate wrote:

blah blah blah (long drawn out response - troll bait too easy)

Ohhh Ken's fraud story has risen to #3 on Inside Edition! Woo hoo!

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/14916-couples-who-say-wedding-videographer-scammed-them-question-him-on-fake-game-show

He needs your support guys!

I am a troll. Keep responding stupid!

Hey Alfred you are going to get deleted soon. It's the lets run World Series, a deleted post is 1 run . So far the trolls are winning 9-0 any response to a troll is a ground rule double. Man on second!

e|ephino wrote:

Hey Alfred you are going to get deleted soon.

Yeah I figured as much. The guy going on about sergeants and boxes admitting to reporting a bunch of posts that made him upset for some reason. At least the snitch owned up to it.