Long story short, I am a F25-29 with some lower middle of the pack PBs, now a self-considered retired hobby jogger with a penchant for LR lurking at work. Broke my left elbow in a cycling accident (picked up cycling due to a foot injury) in late March earlier this year, displaced fracture led to surgery. Had a fracture follow up earlier in the week, was expecting hardware removal to be in March 2019 but the x-rays look good and the surgeons are down to get it done in late Nov/early Dec as "hardware irritation is consistent with those who are quite thin". With this shortened timeline, I need help coming up with something funny to say prior to anesthesia.
A friend suggested that there is no better place to crowdsource than on LR, so gang, what are some bad jokes I can tell before I go under general anesthesia?