I like jogging too.
I like jogging too.
That's not it, because I say I'm just jogging if I'm just doing a easy run. The one phrase that ticks me off is "Run Forrest run" and any negative comments about my 5'8, 125 ibs physique.
"Can you spot me, bruh?"
Was that a 5k marathon?
Did you win?
"I love Mo's style of racing and i'm 100% sure he's clean"
"It's a good size"
“Run Forrest Run” its not funny. Its not ironic. Its cringy if anything.
"You need to put some meat on your bones."
“Running isn’t a sport” usually does the trick for any runner to go off on a rant about how every other sport is a game.
"Eat a burger"
If they were fast, they would sprint.
If they had endurance, they would do ultras.
I talked to a girl today.
All we have are 7” inseam shorts.
Not gonna lie, I feel good about this post. Patting myself on the back right now.
"You should run less"
"That's my tempo pace"
"Those shorts look gay"
Anybody can run. Takes no skill.
Any sentences that begins
"You should..."
No. You should keep your mouth shut when you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Throw the word "cycling" or "triathlon" and you have a winner.
I'll do it with just one word:
Crossfit.
No matter how fast you run you will never be with [insert runfu/runbando]
What is the threshold that separates a "hobbyjogger" from a "sub-elite" runner?
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Do "running influencers" harm the competitive nature of the sport?
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