Official Royal Wedding Thread

Why wasn’t Ron Hill involved in the opening cerimomies of the London Olympics. Maybe they’ll work him into this gig.

Lekebe wrote:

My kids watched some of the older boy's wedding whenever that was.

The red head is a tool. Seems like a likable tool, but he is getting played here and could have done a lot better. Megan seems like a small step above a Kardashian and landing a royal is crazy. I grew up in some crap barrios, tough towns and corn-shucking cracker-villes and found that humility, class, grace and wisdom can come from anywhere. I don't think either party here is bringing a full complement of positive character traits to the marriage. God save the Freddy Mercury band.

Yea, but this means years of entertainment for the rest of us. None of this fairy tale William and Kate nonsense.

Rumor is that Harry and Meghan plan to have food trucks at their wedding reception. How very chav of the royal couple-to-be.

high road wrote:

Banana Bread wrote:

It shows how backwards and uncultured people are here.

I could add a few other choice adjectives to this mix, but okay.

Present!

charlottee wrote:

Can't wait to see the royal flower girls and page boys- hope they show a little spunk while walking the aisle.

I'd tune in to see Pippa Middletons lovely derrierre in that white dress again.

I only tune into British royalty news for the corgis and the high-speed car wrecks.

They are getting wed at 12, so apparently the Queen is arriving at the church at 11:45, the bride at 11:50 and the real king and queen of GB Posh and Becks at 11:55. Mind you King David won't be staying long as he will be off to the proper match of the day later at the FA Cup final.

Is this exciting for you only because the female is a half African? Would you be starting a thread if this guy was marrying an Englishwoman?

pikey wrote:

Rumor is that Harry and Meghan plan to have food trucks at their wedding reception. How very chav of the royal couple-to-be.

Are they going to riding off in their ghetto blaster after the ceremony?

The English papers made a war-hero out of Harry when the Generals wouldn't let him engage Islamic Freedom Fighters at all and he didn't do any fighting period.

The official wedding dog is a rescue Beagle from Canada.

There is no such thing as royal blood. Great Britain is one of the most bigoted nations on Earth if they believe that some people are simply born better than others. We all come out of the womb equal - after that our life choices and other circumstances guide how great a person we become. This is the modern equivalent to the belief that whites were better than blacks because of the color of their skin. Sad to see people today are still living with 18th century values.

My sister in England says there is not that much hoopla. More a media fest. This is a b-list wedding. They both seem decent people. MM is OK looking ( and a ho-hum actress), but she is too feminist to even try to pull off anything fairy tale (that a lot of women actually want to see).

This marriage will last. It is palace-certified unlike Diana (who both Charles and the queen were wary of from the start).

Racket wrote:

Banana Bread wrote:

It seems that most people here literally don't seem to have any interest in this.

Will Bekele attend and thrown down a sub 2 hour marathon on a loop around Windsor Castle as a royal wedding gift?

Hilarious ?perhaps he might throw down a 12:50 just to show off to Mo.

That would be the highlight of the wedding if he ran around Windsor Castle. I wonder how many times he would lap Mo. I'm sure they will get Mo to run up and down the aisle now that he is literally knighted as sir Mo.

Banana Bread wrote:

That would be the highlight of the wedding if he ran around Windsor Castle. I wonder how many times he would lap Mo. I'm sure they will get Mo to run up and down the aisle now that he is literally knighted as sir Mo.

Will Mo be there? Do all the knighted folks have to show up to these royal events?