Should I gift a TV to a female co worker on whom I have a minor crush?

We can't help you unless we know what she looks like.

Most girls will go down if you buy flowers, take them out to diner, compliment them and treat them nicely.

If you don't want the TV and the advice works for you then let me know. I'll take the TV.

Don't give her the TV under any circumstances. That will make you look like a moran and she will never respect you and she may become scared of you.

Ghcortez wrote:

I won a 50 inch TV worth about $500 at work for working a lot of overtime. I don’t want and am thinking about offering it to a female co worker who flirts with me. I don’t think the flirting is serious, but am attracted to her. Would it cause awkwardness to gift her the TV? It’s not like I bought it for her, but it still feels like it might be too much.

i strongly suggest that you masturbate before making a decision like this.

that way you're more likely to make the decision with your brain instead of your penis.

You used "gift" instead of "give" which really annoys me. Therefore I suggest you give her the TV. Won't make you look like a weirdo at all.

Also, why give away TV's? Isn't time-and-a-half reward enough?

This is 2018. In no way should you gift a female coworker a TV. Do not compliment her attire, her make up, or her new haircut. Do not pat her on the shoulder when she says a funny joke, in fact do not have any contact with her at all let a lone joke with her. Avoid all eye contact and you might just save your job.

#MeToo

Pics for god sake? wrote:

Don't give her the TV under any circumstances. That will make you look like a moran and she will never respect you and she may become scared of you.

This. The fact that you're even considering it makes me think you are destined to get friend zoned.

I would definitely give her the TV. It will prove to her that you are really nice and generous, and a provider. Girls like those traits. She will feel special that you chose her out of all your colleagues. Tell her that you love her, and that she is important to you. Tell her that you think of her the whole time, and that she deserves the gift more than anything. That will impress her, and she will think you are Jesus.

Then offer to bring the TV to her place, and install it for her. Tell her that this is a man's job, and girls shouldn't have to worry about doing these things. This will show that you are kind, considerate, but an alpha male at the same time. Before you go to her place, get a good run in, and show up in your running gear, and preferably wear a marathon finisher's tshirt. She will be gobsmacked. She will think you are super fit and masculine. You will tick all the boxes. She will be shocked that you can just casually go for a run and then carry a TV straight afterwards. You will appear strong as fukk, especially if it is a huge TV.

When you are finished ask if you can have a drink, because you are dehydrated from running 10 miles. Then pretend to collapse by throwing yourself onto the floor. Sit up on the coach and rub your leg, and tell her you think you have an injury. She will think you are a hero, and will want to help you after what you did for her. Now all you need to do is get her to massage you, and let you stay in her place for the night. This is the fool proof way of getting her. She will think you are very tough when you are not crying or complaining about the injury. It will be so easy, especially with the TV. Ask her if she wants to watch something romantic. She will be yours by the end of the movie.

i strongly suggest that you masturbate before making a post like this.

Subway Surfers Addiction wrote:

This is 2018. In no way should you gift a female coworker a TV. Do not compliment her attire, her make up, or her new haircut. Do not pat her on the shoulder when she says a funny joke, in fact do not have any contact with her at all let a lone joke with her. Avoid all eye contact and you might just save your job.

#MeToo

Program it to get the porn channels before you give it to her. Tell her its a motivational tape. When you set it up in her apartment, wear a red banana hammock and a bathrobe. Worked for me.

No, give her your 5 incher instead.

Don’t do it unless you want to drive her away. There are many reasons it would be awkward and wrong. Even though it was free to you it’s a disproportionately large gift to someone you aren’t in a relationship with. And the whole co-worker situation is just filled with peril. Sell it or give it to charity is you don’t want it.

think about it wrote:

Ghcortez wrote:

I won a 50 inch TV worth about $500 at work for working a lot of overtime. I don’t want and am thinking about offering it to a female co worker who flirts with me. I don’t think the flirting is serious, but am attracted to her. Would it cause awkwardness to gift her the TV? It’s not like I bought it for her, but it still feels like it might be too much.

i strongly suggest that you masturbate before making a decision like this.

that way you're more likely to make the decision with your brain instead of your penis.

+1. And while doing that, be sure to record it. Get all vocal, mention her name and how hot she is and finish on a picture of her. Then take that recording, copy it to usb/sd/whatever the tv has, connect it and set it up to auto play when she turns it on the first time.

I would strongly suggest you listen to my advise. I would be very surprised if my idea doesn't work. I like to think that my dating philosophies can benefit anyone.

Here's what is going to happen:

You are going to "gift" the TV to this female co-worker on a Friday

She is going to take it home.

Monday morning, you're going to ask "Did you get the TV setup okay?"

She is going to reply with "Yes! My boyfriend and I love it!!! Thank you SO much"

Epic Fail.

Just do yourself a favor and sell the thing on Craigslist for like $200 and avoid feeling like a moran. Then go out and buy yourself something you do want.

Banana Bread wrote:

I would strongly suggest you listen to my advise. I would be very surprised if my idea doesn't work. I like to think that my dating philosophies can benefit anyone.

Have you gifted Bekele a TV and offered to set it up for him after a run?

Step 1: Put the t.v. in the closet or on eBay/Craigslist.

Step 2: Ask her out like a normal human being. Maybe tell her you find her attractive.

Step 3: Advance the relationship or end it.

Gifting an expensive t.v. is weird. Just ask her out dude.

Gift a TV only if you stole it.

No no no. Seriously dude. No. You will be instantly catapulted into the “desperate punk who makes large gestures too early” category. There’s no recovering. Do not do this. For real.

I would love to watch TV with Bekele. I'm not sure why you are bringing him up on this thread. That's a bit random. I would be honored to do things for him.

don't be a moran, discus with her...