Is Sage update? I'm still 40.
Is Sage update? I'm still 40.
Hi Sage- It's the real sdfasdfasdfdf this time, just got back from a run, wanted to make sure you didn't call while I was out.
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Good Morning SAGE: I had a dream last night that we were running together, sweat bouncing off your glistening chest onto my face and then you gave me the advice I needed to break 3! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID! Can you please record that video, I will be forever indebted to you. For verification, please touch your left nipple while saying "bananas"
Thanks!
Hey Sage, its me the 46 year old hobby jogger.
Can you do that video where you smear your peanut butter over your nips?
Dear sadfsadfadf,
I finished recording a video where I explain how to get exactly 1 second below 3 hours. You will have to pay close attention to the direction of peanut butter as I spread it around my left nipple, while saying bananas at the same time. Now that part is very important! Also make sure it's not chunky peanut butter as that will cause enough friction to lose the entire second over 26.2 miles.
Love,
Sage
Can you morans stop making jokes. SAGE: I need you...to help me! PLEASE!
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