I'm straight physicaly - gay intellectually - please give advice.

You are saying guys like to hang out with guys and do guy s#it and girls like to hang out with girls?

No way!! This is a major breakthrough in scientific thought.

3/10. Got a chuckle out of "gay intellectually."

John Utah wrote:

You are saying guys like to hang out with guys and do guy s#it and girls like to hang out with girls?

No way!! This is a major breakthrough in scientific thought.

Not exactly. I'm saying that yes - but I think what it really means is men love men intellectually but women physically. I don't think a man could ever intellectually get close to a woman as he can a man. Normal people can scratch the surface of this "guys like guy stuff" but what I'm saying is guys like guys stuff because they are mentally gay and there's no point of men and woman being friends beyond a goal of having kids or sex. Literally all the girls I've "liked" it's just an illusion. I don't actually like them. I like their bodies. That's it. I like nothing of woman that it's physical.

*You may say just because this applies to you doesn't mean its everyone, but that's the thing. You don't really know what other people are like unless you understand yourself. Right? Otherwise you have no model. Well I think I understand myself very well compared to most people, and I just don't think men would admit to others or themselves of this reality, but you can see it in their actions. All men actually love other men. Which is why gay men can actually relate and like girls cuz they are girls. My gay friends loves girls intectually and I cant really relate to him. Makes perfect sense.

And so yeah this would be huge. I don't think people can accept reality cuz the illusion is easier.

You aren't nearly as smart as you seem to think you are. Get over yourself, bro.

Why do idiots always seem to think they're smart? Blows my mind.

just normal dude wrote:

John Utah wrote:

You are saying guys like to hang out with guys and do guy s#it and girls like to hang out with girls?

No way!! This is a major breakthrough in scientific thought.

Not exactly. I'm saying that yes - but I think what it really means is men love men intellectually but women physically. I don't think a man could ever intellectually get close to a woman as he can a man.

You are pretty much saying that but you are just trying to process in a more convoluted way. Whatever.

We're wired differently - the end. Although I connect with my wife intellectually more than I do for 90% of my guy friends. Maybe your girl isn't "the one", and you're getting distracted with other complex theories.

Congratulations, you are gay. Still quite a bit of denial going on, but you'll be there soon. The irony is, once you fully come out, you'll be too busy sucking your "buddies" dicks to have conversations anymore.

You are being absurd. I don't know if you're trolling or not, but if you're not then I hope you mature a lot before you take any kind of position of responsibility in the real world.

consider this:

spe·cious:

adjective

superficially plausible, but actually wrong.

"a specious argument"

Congrats, sounds like you figured out you're a top, not a bottom. Find yourself a power bottom to hang out and talk with all day and pound away at night!

That's a long-winded way of saying you want to be pegged by a tranny

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT wrote:

That's a long-winded way of saying you want to be pegged by a tranny

Ummm, why would you want that? Why not go to Thailand ladyboy who still has all the pieces

So, you are 25 and have been dating the same person for 6 years. Ok, do understand then that the worldly view you have of yourself doesn't hold water. Not all "girls" (women) are the same. You happen to not like your girlfriend's personality too much. Doesn't mean you wouldn't like someone else's more.

Men are allowed to be friends with other men. Kind of why that's a thing.

I don't think you are gay, but I do think that perhaps this girlfriend of yours isn't necessarily the perfect match for you.

You sound more like you have an overinflated ego. I feel bad for your girlfriend.

You're a hetero misogynist.

I read through your post and follow up comments, you're not so much intellectually gay as you are intellectually stunted. Don't confuse the two. But you're right, this may we'll be why your girlfriend doesn't like chatting with you.

wtfunny wrote:

I read through your post and follow up comments, you're not so much intellectually gay as you are intellectually stunted. Don't confuse the two. But you're right, this may we'll be why your girlfriend doesn't like chatting with you.

I come on letsrun often and post semi-troll posts (often with grammatical errors and lazy sentence structure). I see how you guys react and you lose your shuft. Sometimes I get decent feedback. But it's crazy how people think spelling errsors realy mater @ allll when it cums to inteligcen. You can still raed thsi stufft and still freak about and think im dumb.

Also most people on here think everything someone posts is relevent. Most of the stuff i posted didnt matter. i jus wanted certain feedback and got iidt.

I will be ever smarter than you if you think spelling and appearance matter. I just fooled you all. Also i you google what I posted it's actualyl very common.

And also rememerb I could be playing devils advocate. Often when you ask a quetsin you try to entertain the idea but dont necessarily believe it. So for all of ya. My girlfriend is graeat and 10/10 and we get along fine and connect very well. Sometimes i try to question my reality.

U all are limited. but heck so am i. You could just be postin random stuff too.

Are we even talking or just talkin to ourselves for shi@#$ and giggles? Who knows.

Have you ever considered physically being with another man? Perhaps even just lying in his arms while he talks to you about such things as the global economy, the benefits of decolonisation, the dangers of the new alt right movement, veganism and the rise of artificial intelligence for example.

I remember I used to lie in a friends arms after training and he would educate me about important life matters. However, pretty soon that education stretched deeply into the physical realm and I couldn't have been happier.

As the say, don't be afraid to suck it and see as you you may just like it!

7.2/10 (how stoned you were when you wrote this, not a troll rating)

You put much effort into a failed troll attempt. You actually had a clever troll idea but you over played your hand.

Sorry but 3/10. Great effort, good idea, very poor implementation.

All i know is that right now, you're thinking about another man's anus.