Wife problems??

Massage her tailbone, but work your way down to her brown eye and stick your thumb in.

I support crackheads wrote:

Massage her tailbone, but work your way down to her brown eye and stick your tongue in.

ftfy

She definitely isn't down with anything kinky.

azul hills wrote:

She definitely isn't down with anything kinky.

Who knows? Either way, she clearly wants to have sex, so really things aren't that bad for the OP.

The other stuff you mentioned about coming home from work and having to do everything is pretty much standard when you have a stay-at-home mom/wife. My wife and I had several big fights on same topic. I think having a stay-at-home wife/mother is not a great deal for the Dad at all to be honest, unless that wife/mom is just a natural homemaker and actually cooks/cleans/etc. Judging from my own experience and my co-workers, most aren't!

You didn't even try it. All of the married wives that I've been with actually enjoy it.

Well, I gave her a massage & then we had sex. While massaging the sacral/coccyx area I said "is that the area?" She said "that's the spot. Don't go any lower." Later during foreplay I massaged again & worked my way down & she quickly pulled my hand away. So I'm pretty sure that's a good indication of no play there like the above posters said. Sadly, not every wife is like what you read about in Cosmo while at the dentist office. At least not mine.

Anyways, I brought up the conditional statement she said earlier & she laughed & said she was only flirting with me. "I thought mentioning I needed a massage that led to sex would be a turn on." Now I kind of feel like a bitch.

I'm DONE with it all for the night though.

Can you tell her that it turned me on?

azul hills wrote:

Not sure if I'm being a jerk or my thoughts are justified.

You are being a jerk

Why is your wife's tailbone bruised?

This isn't looking good for you, bro

azul hills wrote:

Not sure if I'm being a jerk or my thoughts are justified.

You are being a jerk

Why is your wife's tailbone bruised?

This isn't looking good for you, bro

You are a bitch, primarily because you failed to tag her in the butthole. The real man asks for forgiveness, not permission, when it comes to slipping it in, ahem, accidentally.

azul hills wrote:

Well, I gave her a massage & then we had sex. While massaging the sacral/coccyx area I said "is that the area?" She said "that's the spot. Don't go any lower." Later during foreplay I massaged again & worked my way down & she quickly pulled my hand away. So I'm pretty sure that's a good indication of no play there like the above posters said. Sadly, not every wife is like what you read about in Cosmo while at the dentist office. At least not mine.

Anyways, I brought up the conditional statement she said earlier & she laughed & said she was only flirting with me. "I thought mentioning I needed a massage that led to sex would be a turn on." Now I kind of feel like a bitch.

I'm DONE with it all for the night though.

She's a stay home mom? You have failed and selected a lazy and dependent woman. You're in trouble. Hopefully she actually takes are of the kid adequately. But not a good situation for yourself.

Everyone complains of the post numptual shut down but this is the game you have to play. Weekends are my guarantee. Other than that it's "bring home dinner for livin'?" Or a mid week back rub or I cook dinner or put the kids to bed so she can eat dinner in peace. I'm happy to do it because I get mine.

Play the game man. She's initiating it so it's win-win.

I just peeled off a three-year relationship so I frankly don't have time to read your tedious post. Bring on the fresh nubiles!