My 5 Year Old tells the most Pointless Stories. What do I do?

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this made me lol.

Have him watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Neil Paige will set him straight.

Try getting involved with a bipolar "partner." You'll be listening to 25-minute pointless stories

Does your 5 year old have another father he can go to for loving support?

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

This is your grand awakening, for most things in life are entirely pointless.

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

Letsruns finest ladies and gentlemen

Tell him to shut up and sit down. And to stop being stupid ya moron

French Dawg wrote:

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

Letsruns finest ladies and gentlemen

Why would you think that it was written by multiple people (of both genders)?

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

Wow, she is just plain stupid

How is she when she plays hide and go seek? Does she also suck at that game? If so, maybe she could become friends with CK's kids. I heard that they are also stupid and are both major as$ h@les that never get called out for what they are.

Commas are your friends wrote:

French Dawg wrote:

Letsruns finest ladies and gentlemen

Why would you think that it was written by multiple people (of both genders)?

Oh shit you got me

Yes, might be a chip off the old block. And might even have a great future as a LRC troll.

MAGA

Commas are your friends wrote:

French Dawg wrote:

Letsruns finest ladies and gentlemen

Why would you think that it was written by multiple people (of both genders)?

Uh He clearly thinks it was written by Coach JS. Kid probably didn't do his 2 laps with walking rest til 120 bpm

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

Unfortunately yes, he probably LEARNED that pointless crap at school. They should teach something practical like personal finance, or at least how bad apple juice and pie are nutritionally.

The one about running an 800 was interesting though - did he win?

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

What's your point?

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

OK, here's what I suggest you do:

STOP STEALING YOUR MATERIAL FROM LOUIS CK!!!!!!

Not my Registered Handle wrote:

"I learned how to dwaw (he also sucks at 'r' sounds) words today."

"Today I wan 2 laps, and so did evewyone else!"

"Apples come fwom seeds, and then they make apple juice or apple pie."

"My toy kinda looks cool and it kinda doesn't."

Holy sh!t, kid, what is your fvcking point? Does he talk about this pointless crap at school? Should I paint a target on him now for the bullies?

Be less interested in facts and more interested in exploring ideas with children. Just saying. I always have a good time talking to kids if I can keep them on the rope for long enough. They can get bored very quickly :D