Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

This is what you do to women abusers like the coward Mike Rossi, goes down like this:

https://youtu.be/KnpnYAId6dU?t=1m5s

But then...Barb McKeever and the pros at Via don't care. They don't want to feel any discomfort in straightening their spines. They'd rather other innocent people roll with the punches.

2500 wrote:

Made it to 2500 on another Rossi thread. Surely he has to be the most hated marathon cheater out there? Look at the lengths people like Jane Seo took to cheat, went back and biked the course to create fake data, and nobody talks about her, and it's a way better story than Mike's VIA cheat. Did her thread even make it to a thousand posts? She apologized, so, like so many other cheaters, nobody cares about them anymore.

Some people might accuse Rossi of punching above his weight class, but I think he's shown himself to be the most famous cheater of all. Congratulations, Mike, you are the best at something after all. Well done you!

Did Jane threaten LRC users, got arrested multiple times, cheated again, hit her husband in the face, got addicted to alcohol?

LEAVE MIKE ALONE!! wrote:

jackr wrote:

Indeed.

Longest LRC thread ever, first triple Philly loser of the year winner... Mike keeps breaking the records.

You fvckers keep using the kids and wife's names and bringing the family into it. You're going to feel like you just went to Mandalay Bay.

Mike, you should’ve switched up to cannabis once the LRC Sleuths were on to you instead of pounding whiskey & beers as you made online threats, heck, you probably would’ve avoided both arrests too, any public event I’ve ever been to, the ones who like the wacky tobacky never fight or argue, only the guys with beer muscles are the brawlers. So switch now, you need to get mellow fellow.

this thread has really died down lately.

Mike must be off the booze.

sober Mike wrote:

this thread has really died down lately.

Mike must be off the booze.

Or maybe n the slammer

sober Mike wrote:

this thread has really died down lately.

Mike must be off the booze.

...or too sh!tfaced and passed out. Or perhaps his internet privileges have been revoked by the one who pays the bills.

Cheers wrote:

sober Mike wrote:

this thread has really died down lately.

Mike must be off the booze.

...or too sh!tfaced and passed out. Or perhaps his internet privileges have been revoked by the one who pays the bills.

Are you getting excited for your day in court Rossi? I am sure that you are, because the focus will be on you. Too bad that you can't take any selfie's inside the courtroom, I am sure that will be hard for you to resist.

In a couple of months, you will get your your hat trick, in fact, a natural one at that, three straight BIGGEST LOSER IN PHILADELPHIA awards. That is quite accomplishment. I bet friends and family will be so proud. Be sure to update all your outdated profiles on LinkedIn, Facebook, and elsewhere, yes, those other social media sites not mentioned, with your newfound celebrity status. To think, we are graced to have such an infamous celebrity in our neighborhood.

MC-51-CR-0024712-2017 -

MC - Municipal Court

51- County Number

CR - CRIMINAL

And by popular demand, he gets a minor role in Forrest Gump II, "Jenny's Revenge"

Sue Jenny Sue!

https://i.imgur.com/E7wYERL.jpg

Cheers wrote:

sober Mike wrote:

this thread has really died down lately.

Mike must be off the booze.

...or too sh!tfaced and passed out. Or perhaps his internet privileges have been revoked by the one who pays the bills.

Hocked the Apples to pay for the appletinis?

When is Rossi's next court date?

R. Mossi wrote:

When is Rossi's next court date?

10.30.2017

MC-51-CR-0024712-2017 wrote:

R. Mossi wrote:

When is Rossi's next court date?

10.30.2017

#LifeIsGood

#MikeWins

#StillInTheGame

#JenksLife

Hey Mike, you need to close this account because not only does it contains lies but because

No. One. Cares.

https://i.imgur.com/vI3eSBG.jpg

Cheers wrote:

sober Mike wrote:

this thread has really died down lately.

Mike must be off the booze.

...or too sh!tfaced and passed out. Or perhaps his internet privileges have been revoked by the one who pays the bills.

Or without an internet connection because the fat cow kicked him out.

Fancy Eagles wrote:

We found out insider info that Mikey has a nervous stomach these days so he prefers to stay close to "the library." This recent race photo truly tells the story:

https://i.imgur.com/9Cx7kkK.jpg

He may have coeliac disease.

"Large forehead: a novel sign of undiagnosed coeliac disease."

Another EXCLUSIVE pic for the LR Insiders...we jog the world for you!

Tchaikovsky Rossi at Swan Lake

https://i.imgur.com/StLWGIA.jpg

Could you please make the photo smaller? I can make out some of the details here, but if you shrink it down a little more it will be completely incomprehensible. Thank you.

Another EXCLUSIVE pic for the LR Insiders...we jog the world for you!

Tchaikovsky Rossi at Swan Lake

https://i.imgur.com/J7KIVYw.jpg