"No hookups" means I hooked up with a lot of people randomly when I was younger and now I am trying to settle down because I have a lot of bills.
"Self-employed" and making $0.00 per year.
"Looking for long term relationship" because I have never had anyone commit to me.
"No drama" because I slam doors and exhibit a pervasive pattern of narcissistic rage.
"Independent, have my stuff together...and a white mother of three black kids, never married" self explanatory.
"Looking for my prince charming" means the girl is ugly and overweight who refuses to "settle".