This 20 something dude was hogging the Smith machine with his buddy. I wanted to crank out a few sets of squats. They told me they would be done in a few. I said fine. I went over to the leg extension and warmed up. I did a few sets and then went back over to the Smith machine. The two clowns were still talking and weren't working out. I told clown # 1 to either work out or move aside. He said make me. I pushed him. As soon as I turned around his buddy sucker punched me in the eye. I saw red and jumped on him and started hitting him and then the first guy jumped on my back and started strangling me. The gym manager came out and got a couple of guys to break it up. End of story. I got a black eye. I got banned for a month. The two chumps that started it all got banned permanently. If I ever catch either of those two in the streets I'm gonna kick their a$$e$ to the other side.
I can't figure out why people want to start fights with me all the time. I'm an easy going person. Ask my probation officer.