Brock Lesnar Could Qualify in the Olympics in the 100m or 400m

Hilarious

I'm guessing he's assuming, if you just pump enough steroids into someone, they'll have Olympic quality athletic ability.

what the f*ck is paul heyman talking about. how offensive to spout such an OUTRIGHT lie. i would be ASTONISHED if brock lesnar ran faster than 11.5 in the 100m, and would be equally amazed if he managed to break 56 seconds in a quarter. what a JOKE. the arrogance of highly paid athletes, and those arround them is astonishing. like chris johnson saying he could beat usain bolt in a 100m LOL! GTFO! I like track and field because it's one of the few sports you can't bulshit your way through. you can't lie about a time on the clock....

WhitePony wrote:

At least according to Paul Heyman.

"He can run the 100-yard dash in Olympic qualifying time. He can run the quarter-mile in Olympic qualifying time. He’s a once in a lifetime athlete."

http://www.bjpenn.com/the-highly-intelligent-brock-lesnar/

Let's see it...

rough numbers

meter>>>yards

45.40>>>45.73 FAT or 45.6 hand

10.16>>>>9.36 FAT or 9.2 hand

I assume everyone on LR knows this guy is never going to get a 9.2 mark nevermind being able to clock 45.6 for the quarter

Those OQs equal #15 on USA 2015 year list for the 400m and #20 over 100m.

WiT wrote:

I assume everyone on LR knows this guy is never going to get a 9.2 mark nevermind being able to clock 45.6 for the quarter

The crazy thing is I got into a lot of arguments on a Pro Wrestling forum I frequent about this very topic. A lot of the guys there had no concept at all what it would take to run those times. I even showed them videos of typical 100 and 400 meter athletes but they just kept saying, "Brock is a different breed of athlete, he could qualify no problem." It was all quite frustrating.

His combine stat was a 4.65 and at 290 lbs he doesn't have a shot in hell.

Please, just stop.

In 2004, he tried out for the NFL and was offered a spot in NFL Europe.

Do you think that someone built like him, and that runs at Olympic level speeds would be sent off to the Armpit of Sports?

Bro - Mama wrote:

Please, just stop.

In 2004, he tried out for the NFL and was offered a spot in NFL Europe.

Do you think that someone built like him, and that runs at Olympic level speeds would be sent off to the Armpit of Sports?

Brock Lesnar has a net worth of 15 Million, he seems to be doing just fine for being in the "Armpit of Sports."

For comparison arguably our best US sprinter, Tyson Gay, has a net worth of 12 million.

Seems like the shot put would be more realistic

FYI... I was referring to NFL Europe as the armpit.

It's more like Lesnar is in show business than sport anyway.

WhitePony wrote:

Bro - Mama wrote:

Please, just stop.

In 2004, he tried out for the NFL and was offered a spot in NFL Europe.

Do you think that someone built like him, and that runs at Olympic level speeds would be sent off to the Armpit of Sports?

Brock Lesnar has a net worth of 15 Million, he seems to be doing just fine for being in the "Armpit of Sports."

For comparison arguably our best US sprinter, Tyson Gay, has a net worth of 12 million.

There are criminals who has a net worth of billions. What´s your point?

Paul Heyman is a pro wrestling manager. He is paid well to talk out of his ass every which way.

idiot alert wrote:

WhitePony wrote:

Brock Lesnar has a net worth of 15 Million, he seems to be doing just fine for being in the "Armpit of Sports."

For comparison arguably our best US sprinter, Tyson Gay, has a net worth of 12 million.

There are criminals who has a net worth of billions. What´s your point?

That he's doing just fine for being in the "Armpit of sports."

If he shed maybe 90 pounds he might be able to break 11 in the hundred meters. But come on Brian Oldfield who was a real athlete at a similar weight to his UFC fighting weight couldn't break 11 in the 100 meters. Also he would be hard pressed to break a minute in the 400 meter dash with that bulk.

PaulHeymanDuh wrote:

Paul Heyman is a pro wrestling manager. He is paid well to talk out of his ass every which way.

Exactly. The words of a pro wrestling manager are no more credible than that of pro wrestling. Why are you paying attention to this?

WhitePony wrote:

At least according to Paul Heyman.

"He can run the 100-yard dash in Olympic qualifying time. He can run the quarter-mile in Olympic qualifying time. He’s a once in a lifetime athlete."

http://www.bjpenn.com/the-highly-intelligent-brock-lesnar/

There is no 100 yard dash in the Olympics . . .

Erm . . . wrote:

WhitePony wrote:

At least according to Paul Heyman.

"He can run the 100-yard dash in Olympic qualifying time. He can run the quarter-mile in Olympic qualifying time. He’s a once in a lifetime athlete."

http://www.bjpenn.com/the-highly-intelligent-brock-lesnar/

There is no 100 yard dash in the Olympics . . .

FTW!