Attention rich people: Audi and Volkswagen are fraudulent companies.

we want the horsepawer, ja

Nobody buys disel cars in the US

And you should always take the word of the EPA as law. "Oh hey why is that river in Colorado polluted?"

I'll fix my Jetta right after they clean the river.

always on the money wrote:

And you should always take the word of the EPA as law. "Oh hey why is that river in Colorado polluted?"

I'll fix my Jetta right after they clean the river.

Hey dip...the EPA didn't pollute the mine.

Thanks for the warning, but I really don't give a crap about the environment. I'll be flying my private plane and driving my Audi until all the polar bears are swimming in warm water.

That's hilarious. I think I'll go buy a Golf GTI to support them.

You are correct in that the EPA didn't pollute the mine. They did however breach the dam that allowed the pollutants to get into the river.

labor this wrote:

That's hilarious. I think I'll go buy a Golf GTI to support them.

+1

just mentioned to my wife that we need to buy an Audi this weekend as a reward for their ballerness

Pretty funny...

But, I think I would argue for VW that the laws require that we pass the tests... and we did.

U.S. is who discovered the fraudulent software in the Diesel engines, as tricking the emissions numbers.

But if the U.S. doesn't score super high in teen-years math tests, then we're supposedly not smart enough according to public figures. The U.S. discovered the fraudulent software- not the higher test scores Asians. This was the REAL test.

EPA RULEZ wrote:

always on the money wrote:

And you should always take the word of the EPA as law. "Oh hey why is that river in Colorado polluted?"

I'll fix my Jetta right after they clean the river.

Hey dip...the EPA didn't pollute the mine.

Hey dip...the oil companies didn't pollute oil.

EVERY time I see an Audi I know I'll have to slam on my brakes. They must have the worst visibility of any car on the road.

Didn’t General Motors ignore for years problems with ignition switches that directly claimed 124 lives?

Binks wrote:

Didn’t General Motors ignore for years problems with ignition switches that directly claimed 124 lives?

Totally different situation, the ignition switch issue was unintentional while this whole VW ordeal was 100% on purpose to evade certain laws in the US. This was not a neglect issue.

not from here anymore wrote:

labor this wrote:

That's hilarious. I think I'll go buy a Golf GTI to support them.

+1

just mentioned to my wife that we need to buy an Audi this weekend as a reward for their ballerness

Ballerness. Seriously?

not from here anymore wrote:

labor this wrote:

That's hilarious. I think I'll go buy a Golf GTI to support them.

+1

just mentioned to my wife that we need to buy an Audi this weekend as a reward for their ballerness

Go for it, just don't be surprised if the DMV refuses to register your vehicle next year.

Richard Cheese wrote:

not from here anymore wrote:

+1

just mentioned to my wife that we need to buy an Audi this weekend as a reward for their ballerness

Go for it, just don't be surprised if the DMV refuses to register your vehicle next year.

What about the hi likleyhood that he doesn't end up spending the extra on the TDI? Who's the cretin now?

"About 14 percent of Audi vehicles sold in the United States are TDI clean-diesel versions of its nameplates."

- AudiUSA.com

Since when do rich people drive VWs?