What would be included in the perfect track house?

In order of preference:

Low rent

Chef

Shared gym

Treadmills, preferably Hydroworx

Oxygen regulation throughout

Vegetable garden

Xbox

Library with training books and videos and probably five or six bibles

Physicians office with blood lab.

The perfect track house would include a 400m air-conditioned track and fully equipped gym and would be built inside an oxygen tent.

A separate fridge set at optimum temperature for blood bags, EPO etc. would be crucial. The butter saver doesn't really cut it in a shared household.

Hot track babes.

The Dirty Duck wrote:

In order of preference:

Low rent

Chef

Shared gym

Treadmills, preferably Hydroworx

Oxygen regulation throughout

Vegetable garden

Xbox

Library with training books and videos and probably five or six bibles

Also I'd like to add a stretching/recovery room with plenty of rollers, ice pack fridge stuff like that

also good access to trails

Wi-Fi

and maybe some motivational posters on the walls

An anti-gravity 400m track with retractable roof.

A statue of Renato Canova in every room and a tv that only plays the 2012 Olympic 800 final on repeat.

Private furnished apartments close to a track (within 2 miles), trails and grocery store.

Separate bedrooms with 1/2 baths.

Communal baths, saunas, massage, ice tubs.

One big kitchen. Girls cook, guys clean up.

A couple of treadmills.

need a plane for the treadmill wrote:

Two sets of girls. One set chained to the stove the other to the bedpost. Can't we hire some ethnic minority people to do the cleaning?

Kenyans!

My dream, which I know will never come true, requires about 500 acres.

Along the perimeter of the property I would bulldoze a path the width of a standard road. I would then lay down three surfaces side by side - asphalt, track, and dirt - which would run in a 5km loop.

On each side of the path I would plant trees.

This would be my paradise. My own private dirt path for regular runs, beside asphalt for biking, beside 3+ miles of continuous track surface. In about 10-20 years the trees would be full grown and I'd have a perfect tree tunnel in which to run until I'm old and gray.

Dreamweavers wrote:

My dream, which I know will never come true, requires about 500 acres.

Along the perimeter of the property I would bulldoze a path the width of a standard road. I would then lay down three surfaces side by side - asphalt, track, and dirt - which would run in a 5km loop.

On each side of the path I would plant trees.

This would be my paradise. My own private dirt path for regular runs, beside asphalt for biking, beside 3+ miles of continuous track surface. In about 10-20 years the trees would be full grown and I'd have a perfect tree tunnel in which to run until I'm old and gray.

It will be fun clearing those surfaces of leaves each fall. Three miles of raking.

But you're good with the sauna, right?

Altitude regulated house of course. 8000-15000 ft.

Altitude regulated rooms if that's too expensive.

Altitude bed canopy if that's too expensive.

Altitude tent if that's too expensive.

No wifi so that to use the internet you need to do it in a central room, rather than staying up too late on your phone. Lots of running movies and stuff like that. Training books. HUGE kitchen.

In-house endocrinologisy

Asthma specialist

Micro-dose expert

Guinea pig for powerful drugs

Walk-in refrigeration system to keep the product

400 meter track around the house

Altitude simulation

Powerful security system

Two white cheetas

Masseuses who speak german only

Angry chef

Underground bunker

Underwater hydroscatic scale

Oxygen bar

Whores who can also high jump

Lots of lazers

Sound proof walls

And a Spa

All of you live so lavishly. Just get me an endless supply of pasta, steak, pancakes, fifa victims, water, and run gum and I'm all set.

Would you do this with a single lease, or rent the rooms separately? In college I lived in a 5 bedroom house with teammates. 2 kitchens, 2 living rooms, one laundry room, two and 1/2 baths. Communal stuff worked well because we all knew each other, so if these are all guys on the same club team, that's probably great, and saves rent money. If it's a single lease, I'd go with that. If these individuals don't know each other, separate apartments are probably better.