Running a Color Run on Pure Hate?

I\'m sorry. It has long been established that the longest distance that can be run on pure hate is about 300m. Unless you heavily dilute your hate throughout the race, leave it to others to worry about the hate.

If you really want to do this, though, you will have to overcompensate by running everything but the last 300m on love. This is difficult, but can be done.

I see many hobbyjoggers do this at the end of a race. Run all lovingly, giggling the whole way, then kick the hate into high gear at the end.

Any workouts/performance enhancers you would suggest to increase my hate endurance, allowing to running on pure hate from 800m out?

RICKY ROZAY wrote:

Any workouts/performance enhancers you would suggest to increase my hate endurance, allowing to running on pure hate from 800m out?

Again, I'm sorry, but performance enhancers don't do anything for Pure Hate.

There has been some work done showing that getting heavily involved in politics may increase pure hate, but this takes a lot of time and only increases the distance able to be run on pure hate by a few meters. It also destroys your love levels so you would have to find a way to run on confusion. That takes decades of training, however. You would have to consult the expert, Parvaneh Moayedi, if you're interested.

In any case, your hate can be diluted to achieve a decent 800m finish, but I would suggest saving your hate for the aforementioned last 300m.

Any real runner will automatically run an entire Color Run on pure hate. The hate for the concept of a non-timed "race", the hate for the other "runners", and the hate for yourself participating in such an event will blend together and autopurify into 100% pure hate.

No waste of your time there.

knower of h@te wrote:

Any real runner will automatically run an entire Color Run on pure hate. The hate for the concept of a non-timed "race", the hate for the other "runners", and the hate for yourself participating in such an event will blend together and autopurify into 100% pure hate.

There are a lot of hot girls who need a shower after a color run. Whether or not you join them in that shower depends on how much you act like a runner or not.

PS: Acting like a serious runner hurts your chances.

knower of h@te wrote:

Any real runner will automatically run an entire Color Run on pure hate. The hate for the concept of a non-timed "race", the hate for the other "runners", and the hate for yourself participating in such an event will blend together and autopurify into 100% pure hate.

This is the correct answer.

Don't run out of hate

knower of h@te wrote:

Any real runner will automatically run an entire Color Run on pure hate. The hate for the concept of a non-timed "race", the hate for the other "runners", and the hate for yourself participating in such an event will blend together and autopurify into 100% pure hate.

We must do a few studies of this exact scenario in order to prove or disprove your theory.

Unfortunately, I don't think it would hold true. You, see, it would be incredibly difficult to determine who had and who hadn't involved hate in his/her run as color 'runs' aren't timed.

Forgot to mention that the reason I am running in this POS, is that my company's HR department organized it as a "team-building" event. Could this factor any more hate into the equation?

Make sure you sucker punch the volunteers throwing colored powder on you as you run by. Now thats hate.

knower of h@te wrote:

Any real runner will automatically run an entire Color Run on pure hate. The hate for the concept of a non-timed "race", the hate for the other "runners", and the hate for yourself participating in such an event will blend together and autopurify into 100% pure hate.

And yet, ironically, for all that hate you can't PR.

this "pure hate" idea has not aged very well now has it? embarrassing - to say the least.