Mine was a 5K.
Mine was a 5K.
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looks like skujs troll has resurfaced.
Isn\'t Skuj the troll who first started stealing another poster\'s handle?
I crossed the timing chip 5 minutes after the race started. Got a ride to the 5K mark, then ran a 19:07 last 5K to run 41:23 (36:23 net) and win my age group.
yep skujas troll is back, 100% confirmed.
The OP is definitely a troll, but I understand what he is doing. This thread is an obvious take-off of the one started by Skuj quite awhile ago but recently bumped to the front page. Coincidentally, Skuj had recently started a thread using his registered name. He also is undoubtedly the one who bumped his old thread. The guy is narcissism personified.
110% confirmed.
i crapped my pants at the end of a 10k road race, in front of the finish line where hundreds of people were standing. it was the worst experience of my life. it wasn't just a squirt either.....i was wearing small runners shorts, with no underwear, so the shit was running down my legs. not to mention, the smell made a few other runners gag as they ran past me. i felt fine for most of the race, but at about 8k, i started to feel sick. i figured i could get through the last 2k, but i was wrong. as soon as i picked it up to try and kick in, i started crapping all over and i couldn't stop. i slowly came to a stop about 50 ft from the finish line and tried as hard as i could to stop shitting. i walked very slowly to the side of the road, and people scattered as i stepped under the ropes to try and make it to the port-a-johns. i never finished the race, and i didn't run for months after. that was 6 years ago, so i'm pretty much over it, but i haven't run many races since then. i still get a hard time about it, and i have recieved many comments from strangers about it, like "you must have used every bit of energy you had because you weren't even able to hold your anus closed for 30 more meters" and "hey, you crapped your pants at that race". i never ate eggs as a pre-race breakfast again. that was messy. it wasn't fun trying to wipe the shit off my legs with a mostly used roll of 1-ply toilet paper either. i looked like i had a tan on my legs from the smeared poop after i got out of the john an headed for my car. i wouldn't have posted this if anyone here knew my name. thank goodness for anonymous posts
So wrote:
110% confirmed.
Why do you keep bumping this thread, Skuj?
I’m a D2 female runner. Our coach explicitly told us not to visit LetsRun forums.
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