OppositeMan
You are exactly the person that PED bans are designed to protect. Because you, unsurprisingly, have a really poor sense of the risks and relative risks of various activities.
You look at taking steroids and imagine that it could never be more dangerous than ski jumping. So it must be OK, right?
Here are some numbers from the paper "Steroid Use and Long-Term Health Risks in Former Athletes", published in the journal Sports Medicine in 2002.
"The mortality of 62 male power lifters placed 1st to 5th in the weight series 82.5 to 125kg in Finnish championships during 1977 to 1982 was compared with the mortality of population controls. The use of anabolic steroids among top-level power lifters during these years was considered to have been widespread as power lifting did not come within doping controls until 1984. The mortality during the 12-year follow-up was 12.9% for the power lifters compared with 3.1% in the control population. By 1993, 8 of 62 power lifters and 34 of 1094 population controls had died, thus the risk of death among the power lifters was 4.6 times higher (95% confidence interval 2.04 to 10.45; p = 0.0002)."
So if you take steroids you have about a 12.9% chance of dying in the 12 years that follow.
By comparison: "Nordic ski jumping fatalities in the United States: a 50-year summary" was published in 1988 so doesn't even account for the last 25 years of technological advances.
"Six jumping fatalities have occurred in the United States during the past 50 years. The fatality rate for nordic ski jumping, estimated to be roughly 12 fatalities/100,000 participants annually, appears to be within the range of fatality rates for other "risky" outdoor sports. Cervical fractures appear to be the most frequent fatal ski-jumping injury."
STEROIDS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. POINT. DONE. END OF DISCUSSION. WAY MORE DANGEROUS THAN PARTICIPATING IN OTHER "RISKY" SPORTS.