Fanny Packs in a Race

rubio wrote:

Assuming your not kidding: You don't need GU and hard candy, etc. Your body will not be depleted of glycogen in a short race such as a 5K. Water and Gatorade on the course will work great for you.

Nonsense. If OP weighs over 400 pounds and will take over an hour to complete the 5K he may need GU.

Packin Heat wrote:[/b.

I am thinkin about doin a 5k soon. Is is ok to wear a fanny pack to carry my stuff in?

I think I will need it to carry my: gue, napkins, hard candy, id, change for an emergency, cell phone, a shirt to change into after the race and car keys.

That's a lot of stuff for a 5k.

A kid who ran for a school in the league I coach wore a camelbak for every race this year.

True story.

I am so glad I stumbled across this thread. One of the best laugh's ive had in a long time

Too Good wrote:

I am so glad I stumbled across this thread. One of the best laugh's ive had in a long time

Original troll.

Packin Heat wrote:

I am thinkin about doin a 5k soon. Is is ok to wear a fanny pack to carry my stuff in?

I think I will need it to carry my: gue, napkins, hard candy, id, change for an emergency, cell phone, a shirt to change into after the race and car keys.

Don't forget the caffeine pills.

Turkey trot bump.

Keys, wallet, cell phone in my fanny pack.

hobby jogger, thanks for bumping the greatest thread ever to grace LR, it's still my all time favorite (and almost certainly always will be). Packin Heat, you're still the best buddy. hope you found that cell phone

Can't be bothered to read every page but ...

has anyone pointed out that "fanny pack" is hilarious to Brits?

There's a reason we call them bum bags.

Packin Heat wrote:

I am thinkin about doin a 5k soon. Is is ok to wear a fanny pack to carry my stuff in?

I think I will need it to carry my: gue, napkins, hard candy, id, change for an emergency, cell phone, a shirt to change into after the race and car keys.

Be sure to include some hand moisturizer.

Packin Heat wrote:

Fanny Packs in a Race

Does she? That's a shame.

Conservative sympathizer wrote:

Too Good wrote:

I am so glad I stumbled across this thread. One of the best laugh's ive had in a long time

Original troll.

They may even be the fabled Troll Zero, the legendary father of all internet trolls. Bit of history made. This thread needs to be stored away in the Smithsonian.

Fanny Packs = Hobby Jogger

Art Vandelay the fake one wrote:

Packin Heat wrote:

I am thinkin about doin a 5k soon. Is is ok to wear a fanny pack to carry my stuff in?

I think I will need it to carry my: gue, napkins, hard candy, id, change for an emergency, cell phone, a shirt to change into after the race and car keys.

Be sure to include some hand moisturizer.

Packin Heat ran the race 14 YEARS ago. I think you are a bit late with the advice.

You mean Packin Heat started the race 14 years ago...

If you take condoms remember to take some extra gu with you, because unless you are utterly fabulous looking like me, chances are you'll need the gu to lure female runners who forgot their fanny pack and thus run out of energy and have no way of refeuling.

Pack a rubber

Jobby Hogger! wrote:

Fanny Packs = Hobby Jogger

Quite a retort to a years old story , douche