"You are a smelly pirate hooker!"
"You are a smelly pirate hooker!"
Sit yo 5 dolla ass down before I make change!- Wesley Snipes in New Jack City.
In "Casablanca", Ugarte says to Rick, "You despise me, don't you Rick?" Rick replies, "If I gave you any thought I probably would."
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F@#k a John Wayne man!
Keep the change you filthy animal
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? - Clark Griswold Chrsitmas Vacation
Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya! -- Dirty Harry Callahan
"I wave my private parts in your general direction" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You do a good job. What do you charge for big cars??"
- Rodney
No, no, no.
You have mixed up two quotes.
"I wave my private parts at your auntie."
"I fart in your general direction."
'I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.'
and,
'It's possible, Pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass...'
- Westley to Prince Humperdinck in The Princess Bride.
You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast? Happy Gilmore
Arnold:
Arnold's adversary quotes Arnold, then Arnold quotes his adversary/himself:
In the original "Arthur", Sir John Geilgud tells Liza Minelli, "Charmed to me you, I'm sure. Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
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The MonBRO Doctrine wrote:
In "Casablanca", Ugarte says to Rick, "You despise me, don't you Rick?" Rick replies, "If I gave you any thought I probably would."
When did letsrun turn into a repost from reddit?
2nd link should have been this:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.