Never in the history of man was such a thing done.
Never in the history of man was such a thing done.
41 going on 10?
I don't know which would make you a bigger idiot. Actually doing that or making it up and writing about it.
Wait, you took a shit in your own building? Isn't there a saying about that or something similar?
Don't piss in your own pool is close.
I got stuck in the elevator of my hotel for 20 minutes and got a free breakfast buffet. I heard the elevator making noise and saw it shaking when the doors opened before I got on it. It was the bumpiest elevator ride I ever had before the car stopped. It was a really good breakfast. Omelette, Belgian waffle, pastries, fresh juice, etc. It was a pretty good hotel.
I bet the other drawback to this free vacation is you have to stay in Mayerhoff's hotel.
I used to shit anywhere I could that was out of the ordinary. I once took a shit in the hot tub of the Sportsman's Lodge in Burbank, California.
I shat on an AV cart in college and pushed out into the middle of the hallway. It was during Christmas break so it was a few days before it was found.
My personal favorite was a shit I took in Dallas, TX. I ate a patty melt platter from Waffle House. The hashbrowns had a LOT of chilli on them. I ordered it to go and ate in my hotel room.
A few hours later when I felt it coming on I went to the front desk and told them I needed a key to my room. I gave them the name of another guy in our group. He happened to be gone for several hours. I took the to go box into his room, shit in it and placed it on the heating/air unit in the room. Then I turned the heat on high.
I found out later he had gone to a club and didn't return until 2 am. By that time you could smell my shit as soon as you stepped off the elevator. They had to give him another room. Good times.
Pathetic.
Oh yeah, I also took a shit in a urinal at the Adler Theatre in Davenport, Iowa. It's one of those really nice, old theaters that has been restored. They had those old fashioned urinals that looked like mini toilets. That batch was really solid so it looked good sitting there.
Waaaaa...Waaaaa.... BaaWaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Idiot.
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