Kelly Goosecock said: "At my high school we have a problem with "shit". Yes i mean "shit" like out of your butt. I swear on my soul that all of this is true.
One day we were all enjoying a nice shower after a hot texas workout. Our team captain says "i am gonna f*** with all your heads right now". We were all confused as to what he mean until he proceded to grab his penis and pee in his own mouth. That is only the start. The whole team of course started screaming in disgust while we couldnt help but watch. Directly afterwards i look over at the guy and his hand is behind his back. As i wondered what he was doing i saw him pull his arm back and launch human waste(shit) at one of the freshman. Not only did hit the freshman it hit the wall on both sides as well as another freshman. We all started freaking out and yelling while running out of this chaos, just as i cross the doorway to the exit of the shower i was hit in the back with a terd. I was in such disgust that i puked all in the showers almost causing a mass puking hysteria. This is just one of the gross disturbing events that has gone on, and still does, at my high school in texas. "
You think THAT was funny???? You should see the reaction when I do it in the locker room showers here at the White House. Now THAT is funny SHIT!!! First time I done gone done it ol "Dick" Cheney damn near had a heart attack!!!!
Love & giggles,
PS - Wanna play "Hook 'em Horns" with me???? Back in Texas me and the boys play that every time we are in the shower!!! YeeeeeeeeeHA!