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Is there an objective criteria? |
| sesame seed |
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Can't find your way home. |
| old garlic breath |
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I am officially drunk when I conference call both ex-wives and suggest a manage-a-alimony. |
| ole missian |
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About 8 beers in (typically, unless I am really tired to start with and/or have eaten very little) I start to notice my words are slurring. |
| strippers! |
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When the idea of propositioning the stripper becomes a good one. |
| Treadmillionaire |
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It's when others know you're drunk that counts. When you figure it out for yourself it's always way too late. |
| Geek |
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If I crap myself, I'm probably drunk. |
| Ken Osha |
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I know I am when I start posting on letsrun. |
| Deano K |
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When you close your eyes and the room starts to spin! |
| Dean Martin |
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If you lie flat on the ground and you still have to hold on, you are drunk. |
| keep_going |
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Think of something that would you would be uncomfortable doing. Maybe it's going up to a hot girl and asking for her phone number. Maybe it's going up to a total stranger and calling him a pussy. Maybe it's dancing on the bar. Whatever. just pick something out. When that no longer feels uncomfortable, you're drunk. |
| AdamLocked |
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This. |
| I should drink less |
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When you start to notice that driving is more difficult than usual. |
| beezus |
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The only truly objective criteria? Air Guitar. |
| Intergalactic |
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Um... I just know? When I can tell my motor skills are suffering? |
| Andy Capp |
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When my back feels extremely stiff and flat, as if it has been replaced by boards...and I realize that I am laying on the floor. |
| ultra fan |
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When I puke. |
| lets talk |
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When the johnson won't get hard ..... |
| Your Surgeon |
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When I reach for the scalpel and miss. Then, when I get it, I wave it around wildly while telling some crazy story and nick my assistant with it. It's really funny when that happens![quote]chalk wrote: |
| I should drink less |
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Probably, the first sign is when I think I'm just getting a nice, social buzz, having a really good conversation, and then, suddenly, I realize that I'm in the middle of a loud, purposeless rant. It's all downhill from there. |