Is there an objective criteria?
Is there an objective criteria?
Can't find your way home.
I am officially drunk when I conference call both ex-wives and suggest a manage-a-alimony.
About 8 beers in (typically, unless I am really tired to start with and/or have eaten very little) I start to notice my words are slurring.
When the idea of propositioning the stripper becomes a good one.
It's when others know you're drunk that counts. When you figure it out for yourself it's always way too late.
If I crap myself, I'm probably drunk.
I know I am when I start posting on letsrun.
When you close your eyes and the room starts to spin!
If you lie flat on the ground and you still have to hold on, you are drunk.
Think of something that would you would be uncomfortable doing. Maybe it's going up to a hot girl and asking for her phone number. Maybe it's going up to a total stranger and calling him a pussy. Maybe it's dancing on the bar. Whatever. just pick something out.
When that no longer feels uncomfortable, you're drunk.
Deano K wrote:
When you close your eyes and the room starts to spin!
This.
When you start to notice that driving is more difficult than usual.
The only truly objective criteria?
Air Guitar.
Um... I just know? When I can tell my motor skills are suffering?
When my back feels extremely stiff and flat, as if it has been replaced by boards...and I realize that I am laying on the floor.
When I puke.
When the johnson won't get hard .....
When I reach for the scalpel and miss. Then, when I get it, I wave it around wildly while telling some crazy story and nick my assistant with it. It's really funny when that happens![quote]chalk wrote:
Probably, the first sign is when I think I'm just getting a nice, social buzz, having a really good conversation, and then, suddenly, I realize that I'm in the middle of a loud, purposeless rant. It's all downhill from there.