JAIL: Jumping Jacks = how many miles?

no wrote:

1,000,000,000,000,000 jumping jacks = 0 miles

i do not think that was helpful, but at least he will have time to find out.

Hey sorry to hear you are going to jail. That sucks, but maybe I can help you out before you head into the bin. This is a pic of me, please feel free to pleasure yourself to it. Good luck in the joint.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/10/25/gallery.collcheerleaders/content.5.html

The best thing to do when you are in a minimal security prison is to sleep during the day and stay up during the night when almost everyone else is asleep. I did a little time, and that seemed to work out ok. I could not tell you how to stay fit beside doing pushups, sit ups and core stuff like that. Good Luck.

Just do core exercises like that other guy said. Have friends and family bring books.

When I was in jail, I helped the warden hide his money from the IRS. The accounting work kept me away from all the big bad dudes. The only problem was that the warden tried to keep me in jail for life.

Troll alert - has no one picked up on this yet? - Troll alert.

Troll Alert wrote:

Troll alert - has no one picked up on this yet? - Troll alert.

Sorry Dude, I wish it was fake.

I report on Friday, must turn myself in by 1:00PM

shawshank wrote:

When I was in jail, I helped the warden hide his money from the IRS. The accounting work kept me away from all the big bad dudes. The only problem was that the warden tried to keep me in jail for life.

Nice, how'd you get out of this predicament?

are you tom daley by chance?

either way keep smiling :)

I am actually considering just jogging around my cell for a couple of hours a day. Also the reason I am being sent to jail is for sexual relations with a 12 year old, I think it is kinda of rediculous because she was developed like an 18 year old and she looked like an 18 year old.

shawshank wrote:

When I was in jail, I helped the warden hide his money from the IRS. The accounting work kept me away from all the big bad dudes. The only problem was that the warden tried to keep me in jail for life.

...That was the longest night of Andy's life.... Oh Andy...

From what I hear the clink isn't too friendly to child molestors.

"Andy crawled to freedom through

five hundred yards of sheet-smelling

foulness I can't even imagine."

dude, thats awesome you had sex with a 12 year old. Not really, Now you will know what it is going to feel like to be a 12 year old girl.

NoWorkRelease wrote:

I am actually considering just jogging around my cell for a couple of hours a day. Also the reason I am being sent to jail is for sexual relations with a 12 year old, I think it is kinda of rediculous because she was developed like an 18 year old and she looked like an 18 year old.

NOT POSTED BY ME.

what did you do then?

I would start working out if I were you. You're going to have to fend off people trying to take advantage of your skinny woman like body.

Alright the real truth. I found out my girl friend cheated on me so I beat her up. The she tried to say I forced her to have sex with me after I beat her up.

NoWorkRelease wrote:

Alright the real truth. I found out my girl friend cheated on me so I beat her up. The she tried to say I forced her to have sex with me after I beat her up.

Once again, NOT posted by me.

My plan is to do lots of core work and read a lot. Since I will not be able to use a computer I will have my roomates tell me if you all post any more and I will give Dave some messages for you.

I gotta admit, the closer I get to being locked up the more depressed I am. It is only about 3 1/2 months, but that seems like a long time. I will be in jail over the holidays and since my parents are very upset I am not sure if they will visit me anyway.

I have not asked my parents to come and visit since I think it will be too awkward and this would make me feel worse.

Do visits help or do they make you more depressed?