Dave's Top 10 lists for Lance and Palroido

Will have to say: goddamn hilarious.

I like the Palmeiro stuff, actually quite funny, since he doesn't know how steroids got into his system.

However, I...(and probably many other posters on here) have to think that what you said about Armstrong was a little crude, and just plain ridiculous. He is a class act, period. I don't know how you can come on here and bash someone who is, (1) an elite athlete (2) an inspiration to many and (3) Is probably the biggest hope for anyone who has cancer!

You my friend are ridiculous, but just go and live back in the past with Steve Prefontaine.

Oh and if you are trying to suggest that Armstrong is a doper but just hasn't been caught, that's even more ridiculous, why would someone who has had enormous amounts of chemo and radiation treatments infect their body with EPO? Exactly, they wouldn't, so just shut your mouth, cuz you never will, nor ever be anything that Lance Armstrong was!

What the hell are you talking about?

Bet this guy's a goddamn Leno fan.

Both lists are in fact hilarious.

I'm a little confused myself. Why are you getting pissed at that guy. You must be a naive freshman.

Wyo Guy wrote:

I'm a little confused myself. Why are you getting pissed at that guy. You must be a naive freshman.

No, No...not naive, nor am I ticked off, I just don't view Lance Armstrong as cocky, but take it however, they are both funny, I just view that Lance's was a bash on someone who has done nothing wrong.

As for the Palmeiro top 10...down right the funniest thing I've seen on this board. I guess all baseball fans shoulda been able to guess he was on steroids, I mean the more we look at it, he was compounding his steroids with viagra, who was to notice?lol...I just can't believe the man needed that much help on and OFF the playing fields.

ichabod crane wrote:

Both lists are in fact hilarious.

Well, technically, hilarity is a matter of taste, so nothing can be "in fact" hilarious. I, however, think they're both pretty good, and I suspect Lance has a sense of humor and would think so, too.

He is one of the freshmen that the Vervepipe was talking about.

It isn't so much that you have a bad sense of humor, freshman, as it is that you have NO sense of humor, which is worse. Should something as basic as a Letterman Top-10 list have to be explained to you?

freshman wrote:

Wyo Guy wrote:

I'm a little confused myself. Why are you getting pissed at that guy. You must be a naive freshman.

No, No...not naive, nor am I ticked off, I just don't view Lance Armstrong as cocky, but take it however, they are both funny, I just view that Lance's was a bash on someone who has done nothing wrong.

As for the Palmeiro top 10...down right the funniest thing I've seen on this board. I guess all baseball fans shoulda been able to guess he was on steroids, I mean the more we look at it, he was compounding his steroids with viagra, who was to notice?lol...I just can't believe the man needed that much help on and OFF the playing fields.

Since you are the Lance expert. Did he seem pissed when Dave was reading the list? How about when he gave him the basket to put on the front of his bike?

Do you even know what the list is about, or are you too busy being the self appointed defender of Lance?

freshman wrote:

No, No...not naive, nor am I ticked off, I just don't view Lance Armstrong as cocky, but take it however, they are both funny, I just view that Lance's was a bash on someone who has done nothing wrong.

See, here's the thing, Lance didn't actually do any of the things on the list. Therefore, one could assume that he is in fact not cocky. See, our friend Dave is employing a little known device (on this board) called "humor." In this particular list, Dave's "humor" takes the form of activities that the person in question (Lance) did not actually engage in, but just the thought that these things could have occured is enough to bring a smile to some people's faces (generally the desired result of the one employing "humor"). Don't worry freshman, Dave was not actually attacking poor old Lance.

Check out the basket he gave him! Oh, and freshman, you are too stupid to understand so disregard:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/dave_tv/ls_dtv_big_show_highlights.shtml#

Wait, so Dave Lettermen = pro-Cancer? Jerk.

Ghost of Ashenfelter wrote:

ichabod crane wrote:

Both lists are in fact hilarious.

Well, technically, hilarity is a matter of taste, so nothing can be "in fact" hilarious.

Well, obviously...I'm just being facetious. But, to be fair, it is a fact that Jay Leno is not funny. I know there are some knuckleheads out there that would disagree.

freshman wrote:

7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"

My personal favorite.

I can't believe these comments about Palmero. He doesn't even like Starbucks and I sure he doesn't stick that many things up his ass. What a jerk Dave is and whoever posted this.

Fiber young man, you need more fiber in your diet.