Excuses excuses mate.
The right knee of Amos actually exploded into over 1,000 different pieces. They stitched it all back together at the University of Botswana pedaplegic wing and now he's ready to run 1:40 in Doha and 1:39 in Tokyo. He'll still only be 36 in 2015.
Rotich's urine was turning so acidic due to hereditary kidney problems, he doesn't even have any skin on his dong anymore. Luckily his manager has donated his and it was surgically transplanted at the Nairobi Institute of Epobettic Medicine. Now he's ready to run sub 1:41 times for the next eight years.
And you make excuses for Langey? None of you here have ever stepped foot on a track - including Jamin and the Brojos.
You take masking agents also but you know the half lives of the drugs you've taken, so if a tester turns up when you know you'd test positive you just dodge it. If they turn up outside your glowing window you take the test and pass. You'd have to be unlucky for them to turn up three times when you are in your hot window.