NESCAC XC 2019

Takes r hot come get em wrote:

1. Williams

2. Amherst

3. Colby

4. Middlebury

5. Bates

6. Connecticut College

7. Trinity

8. Wesleyan

9. Tufts

10. Hamilton

11. Bowdoin

Williams has 3 in top 7 with Ryan, Lindgren, and Cox. They score less than 40. If Amherst returns Ajay Sarathay they get top two. If not, they're back towards 4th or 5th. These are my predictions.

Oops, put Wesleyan at 6th and those are my predicts

1. Aidan Ryan

2. Danny Aschale

3. William McGovern

4. Eli Decker

5. Ryan Cox

6. Ace McAlister

7. Theo Henderson

8. Elias Lindgren

9. Kenneth Marshall

10. Nick Gannon

Williams men take six of the top eight places. Amherst finishes 2nd with 97 points despite their first man finishing eleven seconds behind Williams' #7. Aidan Ryan wins by 14 seconds.

Williams women 58, Tufts 90 as the Ephs go 4-7-14-16-17. Sophia Gorman for the win.

lol remember when people thought Amherst was going to better than Williams this year

Well after their 5th place finish in 2017 behind Bates and Conn it seemed unlikely that Williams would ever even compete in a NESCAC championship again, let alone win.

Takes r hot come get em wrote:

1. Williams

2. Amherst

3. Colby

4. Middlebury

5. Bates

6. Connecticut College

7. Trinity

8. Wesleyan

9. Tufts

10. Hamilton

11. Bowdoin

Williams has 3 in top 7 with Ryan, Lindgren, and Cox. They score less than 40. If Amherst returns Ajay Sarathay they get top two. If not, they're back towards 4th or 5th. These are my predictions.

Pretty good prediction

To whom it may concern (Williams):

Congratulations are in order; you have once again cucked the ‘cac. However, I think I came out…ahead, if you will. I thought it was time for a change. For too long Williams has strutted around NESCAC meets in their cow-print tights and rock-hard abs (I like the cow-print tights by the way). Their chanting of “Williams! Williams!” almost makes me cheer for Williams, man. But there’s one thing that leaves a sour taste in my mouth with every meeting of our two schools.

The Bear.

Shamelessly puppy-guarded, trotted around with such an arrogant fearlessness…God, you guys are alpha. But I digress. Now I have the power. I have what you want. You have what I want. Let’s make this as painless as possible. I will return the Eph head I exchange for the Bear. I would say that if my demands are not met, I’ll come for your head, but let’s face it. I already have it.

I expect the negotiations to be done in this very forum. I will accept no other form of communication.

Best Regards,

The Headhunter

asdasd21 wrote:

lol remember when people thought Amherst was going to better than Williams this year

I don't, because no one thought that

Dear The Headhunter,

Thank you for your kind words about our fitness, but especially for your words about our great team 'Spirit'. I don't quite know what you mean, however, we do not guard TBear with puppies, although there were quite a few dogs at the race today, which I hope added to the Great Atmosphere! I'm not sure what you mean by I have what you want, and 'Eph head'. Can explain? Official threats to TBear and any member of the Williams community will have to be sent to the administration and will be dealt with accordingly by the proper authorities.

Great Efforts today everyone, on both sides!

Coach Pete Farwell

pfarwell@williams.edu

Unfortunately, we members of the Williams team cannot negotiate with unnamed and faceless foes. Show your identity and we may send a champion via DMs to deal with you, IF you prove to be a worthy opponent.

Pete Farwell wrote:

Dear The Headhunter,

Thank you for your kind words about our fitness, but especially for your words about our great team 'Spirit'. I don't quite know what you mean, however, we do not guard TBear with puppies, although there were quite a few dogs at the race today, which I hope added to the Great Atmosphere! I'm not sure what you mean by I have what you want, and 'Eph head'. Can explain? Official threats to TBear and any member of the Williams community will have to be sent to the administration and will be dealt with accordingly by the proper authorities.

Great Efforts today everyone, on both sides!

Coach Pete Farwell

pfarwell@williams.edu

Dear Headhunter,

I’d like to make my own offer for the cow head. I think it would make for a nice decoration in my apartment. It would go really well with my lava lamp collection. I’ve been collecting lava lamps for a long time, since when I was back in college. I even had to move off campus because I had so many lamps, so I know a bit about dealing with administration officials. I wouldn’t be scared of anyone at Williams, since they’re too busy crying over a mascot suit, or cancelling class for no reason and pretending it’s some sort of holiday.

We can discuss a price, but I might be willing to offer a few lava lamps from my collection. Not any of my favorites obviously, those are off limits, but I’d be willing to part with a couple for sure.

If you’re interested, meet me at the lava lamp store in Portland. You’ll know which one.

-PH

Make the NESCAC fun again #boycottWilliams

williams sucks

"aDmiNisTraTioN" - pussys at wilaims

Williams really killed the mood in here, huh?

owenwilsonwows wrote:

Williams really killed the mood in here, huh?

You all really need to leave New England. Wildly myopic place.

Eph wrote:

ricciardell??? wrote:

some of the williams guys tempo-d b2b over the weekend, look for the willy boys to tempo their way to nationals

And Ryan Cox (36:21) looked irrelevant. I think we can stop talking about him winning NESCACS this year.

Found this oldie on page 2.

The Starved Elephant wrote:

Eph wrote:

And Ryan Cox (36:21) looked irrelevant. I think we can stop talking about him winning NESCACS this year.

Found this oldie on page 2.

2 excellent predictions right there.

Williams could have tempo'd at regionals and still won, and Ryan Cox did not win NESCACs