Johnny Manziel's wife says she ran a 2 hour half with no prep

They may have had no idea how far they ran and didn't realize they had to run two loops.

Simply, she is an idiot. Her explanation makes no sense, and is very poorly worded. She likely has no idea what a timing chip is and she ignores the evidence regarding the pace change. She flys right into name calling and tries to claim she is helping promote the event. No one would know who she is but for whom she married. Just another self important, overly entitled brat, like her husband.

She's not in the race results, so it looks like she has been disqualified. She can't claim to have run the race, the only question is whether she cut the course intentionally or by accident.

Starting with mile 3, she would have seen mile markers 3, 8, 4, 9, 5, 10, 6, 11 in that order (the actual race course is in the Deadspin article). Is it possible that, through a combination of inexperience, stupidity and maybe fatigue-induced delirium, she was simply mistaken about how far she had run and really thought she was at mile 11 when she was really only at mile 6.4? Seems like a stretch, but it might be the best way for her to save some face here.

When she got to about mile 7.4, she should have turned right to do another loop, but at that point she would have been getting lapped by the faster runners who were completing their second loop and then turning left towards the finish. Did she just follow those faster runners out of sheer confusion? Again, seems like a stretch, especially since the race likely had volunteers, or at least signs, at that point telling people who had only done one lap that they had to go right and do the loop again.

The race was really expensive ($130) for a smallish half marathon. The course should have been well marked and/staffed with people to prevent people from going off course or accidentally not completing the entire course.

Lmao it looks like she's deleting all the comments calling her out for cheating on that post. Her comment section was chocked full of negative comments and now they are gone? This is hilarious ?

DeBron Lames wrote:

She's probably a cute girl who's undergone some facial procedures that have actually made her look worse. Big lips is the one, maybe some sort of lift (or it may just be pencil on the brows).

Don't quite understand why women do this. Kim Kardashian was hot af as a younger woman, now she looks like some weird alien. It's always big clown lips -- why?

https://amp.thisisinsider.com/images/5b64d47ebda1c7cc078b459f-1136-568.jpg

With the few retards like these, their brains have suffered a major malfunction. The ones with Kardashian syndrome subject themselves to ghoulish bodily/attitude transformations to appear more black. Yes, the goal is to scream out for attention and publicity but in the end this person is viewed as vile trash. Poor family. Poor Armenia.

Butter Face wrote:

Right, because Playboy subscribers are the ultimate judges of beauty.

In one corner, we have Playboy & Maxim (top 100 girl in 2018)...

In the other, we have an anonymous troll...

Who is more credible... hmm... tough choice...

The fun thing about narcissist is that when they find that they've dug themselves into a hole, they just can't help but to keep digging.

Most people would be willing to accept even a half-baked explanation if it was accompanied by an admission that she didn't actually finish the race. Just tell us you were trying to DNF, but made a beginner's mistake and passed through the chute and recorded a time when you were actually just trying to make it back to the finish after bailing. Admit that you let your ego get in the way and pretended your time was legit on social media because your friends and family were all waiting to hear from you and you didn't want to disappoint them. Apologize for your poor choice. Chalk it up to being brand new to running events and not really knowing how to handle the situation.

Ok, now we'll all know that the story is probably BS, but you've admitted your mistake and apologized, and every reasonable person is just going to leave it at that. But nope the narcissist has to keep digging!

rojo wrote:

What if she's just an idiot wrote:

It's also on deadspin. What if she's just too dumb to realize she cut the course? All this doubling down makes me think she actually might believe she did the whole thing.

I'm willing to accept that. I was wondering the same thing. The deadspin article is pretty good. Read it as it explains everything.

I think it is maybe possible that she didn't originally intentionally cut the course. But, that is highly unlikely.

I don't for a second think that her doubling down now means she is too dumb to still realize that she cut the course.

I do think her doubling down could mean that she is too dumb to realize that her split times make it literally impossible for her to not have cut the course.

But even more likely is that she will just continue to lie and wait for everyone to worry about something else.

If J. Flop didn't run with her then she did do it without a perp!!

macdaddy wrote:

Butter Face wrote:

Right, because Playboy subscribers are the ultimate judges of beauty.

In one corner, we have Playboy & Maxim (top 100 girl in 2018)...

In the other, we have an anonymous troll...

Who is more credible... hmm... tough choice...

I think we'll have a more productive conversation if you tell me exactly what you are trying to achieve by continuing to discuss this with me. In your mind, what is the ideal outcome of this exchange? For me to say "ok, you've changed my mind and I've decided that I now do find this woman to be attractive"?

smh x 100 wrote:

rojo wrote:

I'm willing to accept that. I was wondering the same thing. The deadspin article is pretty good. Read it as it explains everything.

I think it is maybe possible that she didn't originally intentionally cut the course. But, that is highly unlikely.

I don't for a second think that her doubling down now means she is too dumb to still realize that she cut the course.

I do think her doubling down could mean that she is too dumb to realize that her split times make it literally impossible for her to not have cut the course.

But even more likely is that she will just continue to lie and wait for everyone to worry about something else.

Yeah this is probably a more reasonable take. My B.

That's how all posts should be wrote:

Congratulations OP. You did it right by listing her PR and showing her Pic.

Now if everyone else could follow your lead this board might be more popular.

BTW. Did you notice that if the pink letter V in Divas matches her legs if the V is turned upside down. And you say she was in some kind of race?

She got pink camel toe.

macdaddy wrote:

Butter Face wrote:

Right, because Playboy subscribers are the ultimate judges of beauty.

In one corner, we have Playboy & Maxim (top 100 girl in 2018)...

In the other, we have an anonymous troll...

Who is more credible... hmm... tough choice...

Some people might want to look at easily googled images of pron stars and playboy models without their makeup.

The other cheater chick is waaaaayyyy hotter in every way

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqqkguvFJ-I/

She does some interesting videos lol

Khloe Thompson wrote:

The other cheater chick is waaaaayyyy hotter in every way

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqqkguvFJ-I/

She does some interesting videos lol

I don't know, it's hard to figure out what she really looks like behind all that makeup, plastic, and airbrushing.

macdaddy wrote:

Butter Face wrote:

Basically what you're illustrating is that this woman looks "hot" as long as you don't have a clear, up close view of her weird face. To each his own, but to me, "hot except for her face" = not hot.

These comments crack me up. The girl is a playboy model.

I invite anyone to post a picture of their significant other. Let me break her down feature by feature. Get real hahaha.

You go first.

After reading the Deadspin article, I'm actually inclined to believe that these two are so dumb that they had no clue that they cut the course and had no idea what their splits mean. I think they actually believe they did the whole half marathon. Not kidding at all. They want to believe the idea that they ran a sub-2 half without training. And now they are doubling down because they are so narcissistic that they can't ever admit weakness or fault.

Might be time for rojo to do the 100 grand " prove it" offer.

Find a flat half a couple of weeks from now, pay her entry fee and make the offer.

sub sub elite local hobby jogger wrote:

Khloe Thompson wrote:

The other cheater chick is waaaaayyyy hotter in every way

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqqkguvFJ-I/

She does some interesting videos lol

I don't know, it's hard to figure out what she really looks like behind all that makeup, plastic, and airbrushing.

You're not marrying her ffs