What’s your P(ee)R?

sadly i have little aerobic capacity and I can barely hold pacing for very long, this may be due to the large amount of times i do workout during the day.

Current PR: 30s

Imagine not pissing for 5 straight minutes normally

I have been waiting for the moment for years. My PeeR is 3:51, after full day of non-stop driving. It was crazy. I thought I was done but then I started to push a little harder and kept on peeing. It almost felt as if my kidneys were producing more urine right then and there, I was a endless stream of the golden juice. I believe I might be one of the only people in the world who has pissed longer than their 1500m time.

Story time: I had a stress fracture once and went in for a bone scan. A few hours before the scan they inject you with this radioactive stuff so that your bones light up on the scan. You're supposed to pee out the radioactive stuff pretty quickly. So I get into the scanner and they introduce me to this student and ask if its okay if he watches the scan. I'm cool with it. So they go around the corner and start the scan and all of a sudden I hear from the student "What the hell is that?!?!?!" as the image starts to appear on their screen and his supervisor guy is like "I don't know... wait a minute..." and the doctor comes back into my room. "Do you have to go to the bathroom?" and I'm like "I don't really feel like I have to" and he's like "I'd like you to go to the bathroom and we'll start the scan again." So I go and have a moderately sized pee (probably only like 20s) and come back and they do the scan again.

After the second time, the doctor comes back into the room and tells me he's "never seen someone with a bladder as large as yours".

POTD

Damn, kid!

GOAT status achieved

I’m extremely confused.

wonderfulwizard wrote:

GOAT status achieved

Hold on (to it)!

Anyone get the time on Austin Powers whizz after being defrosted after 20 years cryogenically frozen, or that of Tom Hanks as the bibulous baseball manager in A League of Their Own?

Hold on (to it)!

Anyone get the time on Austin Powers whizz after being defrosted after 20 years cryogenically frozen, or that of Tom Hanks as the bibulous baseball manager in A League of Their Own?[/quote]

Hanks: 00:29.01 continuous (followed by 14 sec strong)

Powers: 00:27.22 continuous (followed by 13 sec strong)

https://youtu.be/YewcrxOQNvk

Powers has a breakout race later in his career with a time of 1:00.73. The stream is not always continuous, but this nonetheless may be the world record P(ee)R caught on film.

https://youtu.be/REXSCUjZDwk

The other day I was at the locker room urinal, on PR pace for the longest pee on the team, but then the KID walks over and smacks me on the back. The force of the smack totally messed up my stream! I try to put in a surge, but it’s too late. The continuous flow was already interrupted by the jostling. Still clocked in at 1:56.89 though, not too shabby.

86 seconds

strategy was get drunk at a soccer game then have to wait in a line of about 500 people at halftime

had to pee so badly my back was hurting and I could barely stand up

would not recommend

Same as my 800 meter PR. I have a big bladder.

Anytime I am over a minute I consider it to be an achievement. It doesn't happen that often. My best is 1:10.

I'm hoping my son sees this thread. He has some impressive times under his belt, if you know what I mean.

It is nice to see that my son and I aren't the only ones who time their leaks. I have a feeling that many runners time their piss. When you have a competitive group of endurance athletes, all with a stopwatch strapped to their wrist, you're going to get timing of everything including their piss PRs.

I just finished swimming in the ocean and it was a little chilly. I had no plans to attempt a PR today, but once I started going, it was pretty clear there’d be two streams and there was nothing I could do about it...and it was only a little messy. Neither stream was particularly strong, but perhaps that’s what allowed me to come in at exactly 1:30. I believe that’s the duathlon record.

Why didn’t I just go in the ocean, you ask? That’s disgusting.