You could reuse it has your Halloween outfit - go as jamin.
Cringe and normie
Or, should I go with a more turkey theme?
https://www.runningwarehouse.com/BOA_Mens_1_Stretch_Elite_Split_Short_Run_Tom/descpage-BOAMHA3.html
I lovin those turkey shorts... go for it.
Sand Dunes wrote:
Discus.
https://www.runningwarehouse.com/Buff_Trucker_Cap/descpage-BUTRCAM.html?from=adwords&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6u3039SE3gIVHsnjBx2x9wQdEAEYASAFEgJVLvD_BwEhttps://www.runningwarehouse.com/BOA_Mens_Printed_Singlet_USA_Flag/descpage-BOAMUSF.htmlhttps://www.runningwarehouse.com/BOA_Mens_1_Stretch_Elite_Split_Short_USA_Flag/descpage-BOAMSPU.html
Good look but that’s more appropriate for the 4th of July Firecracker 5k.
Wear the turkey shorts! Now you just have to find a matching singlet.
Sand Dunes wrote:
Or, should I go with a more turkey theme?
https://www.runningwarehouse.com/BOA_Mens_1_Stretch_Elite_Split_Short_Run_Tom/descpage-BOAMHA3.html
Turkey shorts are unironically based
Wearing clothes with the U.S.A. flag inappropriately is disrespectful to what the flag stands for.
Turkey shorts are okay, but you'll need to run a fast turkey trot to not be ashamed of yourself.
Dressing up for races says "Look at Me" and usually means you are a hobby jogger and don't take the sport of running seriously.
M.A.G.A.
It's like the people at B.O.A. read this thread and thought, "Why not both?" Behold this monstrosity:
Modern Drunkard wrote:
It's like the people at B.O.A. read this thread and thought, "Why not both?" Behold this monstrosity:
https://www.runningwarehouse.com/BOA_Mens_1_Stretch_Elite_Split_Short_Patriot_Tom/descpage-BOAMHA4.html
BOA confirmed /letsruncore/
You haven't thought this through. This is what you need to be wearing.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71KtUK2ievL._UX385_.jpg
Hobby Joggers are mock-worthy, but they don’t lie about their PRs on LetsRun.
Like Sand Dunes.
Such a sad NJ loser.
You have to wear the M-AGA hat