plog wrote:
It's the year 2061. You sneak into the pharmacy area of your old folks home and pop a few dozen viagra. You wheel the first blue haired lady you can find in to your room and do the deed. Turns out it was 91 year old Cindy Crawford. Did you just nail a supermodel?
Ha. No. You did not just nail a supermodel. Not unless there is another super model named Cindy Crawford. THE Cindy Crawford was born in 1966 so in 2061 she would not be 91. Also, THE Cindy Crawford has enough money that she'll neither be in an old folks home nor have blue hair.
Also, even if you're this hypothetical cat burglar in your 80s and can break into a pharmacy undetected, I'm pretty sure after a dozen viagara you're going to be too dead to find anything, take it back to your room and nail it. Much more likely, they'll just find you dead the next morning because your heart stopped working -propped up like tripod maybe - but dead.