Lorne Michaels wrote:
Ah, the ridiculous "my boy's faster than your boy" snorting, know-it-all, chest-beating posturing.
Excuse me while I emote about some more hypotheticals that can never be proven and which may, no, WILL cause some who are reading this to spit blood and pass wind:
Cooper Teare with one leg tied behind his back, or Ditka, in a mile race?
DJ Principe after eating a bratwurst, or Ditka being carried by da Bearz over a mile interval?
Personally, I'd say Paavo Nurmi would beat Cooper Teare to the Finnish, I mean finish, line every time. Oh, never mind. Nurmi's dead. Thank you. I'll be here all weekend. Try the bratwurst.
Who was the better HS athlete? Babe Ruth (who ate a few bratwursts in his day) or Hank Aaron? Who was the better HS distance runner? Galen Rupp or Cooper Teare or Alan Webb or LV or...or...or...?
Weak. You have zero writing or comedy talent. No troll.
I actually appreciated that. It's ridiculous how many people get so off topic that this turns into "WEBB WOULD HAVE BEEN VERZBICAS OVER 2836.726 METERS BY 0.7373 SECONDS IN 2043 ON A RAINY DAY!!".