The car
The car
Seriously guys you are picking a hot car over a hot woman!! I hope all you guys posting that you prefer a hot car are just trolling.
If you're not trolling and you would really prefer a hot car to a hot woman, then I very strongly suggest that you cut back on all those high miles your running. Its having an adverse affect on your testosterone.
Their logic is that the car will get them several hot chicks. Maybe they should up their mileage.I'm going with the car for sure. Sell it, live easy, bang chicks, die.
Conundrum wrote:
Seriously guys you are picking a hot car over a hot woman!! I hope all you guys posting that you prefer a hot car are just trolling.
If you're not trolling and you would really prefer a hot car to a hot woman, then I very strongly suggest that you cut back on all those high miles your running. Its having an adverse affect on your testosterone.
Kiplacat wrote:
Personally I would take the car. A Porsche Cayenne Turbo would fulfill my needs. New they're about 15k iirc.
Dude, if you can get me a new Cayenne Turbo for 15k, I will take 3 right now and pay you cash.
Conundrum wrote:
Seriously guys you are picking a hot car over a hot woman!! I hope all you guys posting that you prefer a hot car are just trolling.
If you're not trolling and you would really prefer a hot car to a hot woman, then I very strongly suggest that you cut back on all those high miles your running. Its having an adverse affect on your testosterone.
I'm not picking a hot car over a hot woman.
I'm picking a hot car over a trophy wife wife.
A trophy wife is a woman who looks real good and is always dressed up nice with a perfect body and perfect makeup that you carry on your arm for display.
I have a pretty wife that doesn't wear any makeup that I hang around the house a lot with and occasionally go out and do things with. She wouldn't be described as a trophy wife.
So I'll keep the current wife and take the dream car, thanks.
I'll take a new Corvette Z06
A Ferrari would be nice but just too much car to have.
"I've got both and a signed pre-nuptial agreement."
I'm not sure you understand. This is Letsrun, we all have both and pre-nups. The question is which could you give up?
Star wrote:
Conundrum wrote:Seriously guys you are picking a hot car over a hot woman!! I hope all you guys posting that you prefer a hot car are just trolling.
If you're not trolling and you would really prefer a hot car to a hot woman, then I very strongly suggest that you cut back on all those high miles your running. Its having an adverse affect on your testosterone.
I'm not picking a hot car over a hot woman.
I'm picking a hot car over a trophy wife wife.
A trophy wife is a woman who looks real good and is always dressed up nice with a perfect body and perfect makeup that you carry on your arm for display.
I have a pretty wife that doesn't wear any makeup that I hang around the house a lot with and occasionally go out and do things with. She wouldn't be described as a trophy wife.
So I'll keep the current wife and take the dream car, thanks.
I'll take a new Corvette Z06
A Ferrari would be nice but just too much car to have.
I guess if your definition of a trophy wife is only someone who is empty headed and good looking then is makes sense.
I don't see why a trophy wife can't also be someone who is not only hot but is someone that is great too.
tits mcgee wrote:
Their logic is that the car will get them several hot chicks. Maybe they should up their mileage.
I'm going with the car for sure. Sell it, live easy, bang chicks, die.
Conundrum wrote:Seriously guys you are picking a hot car over a hot woman!! I hope all you guys posting that you prefer a hot car are just trolling.
If you're not trolling and you would really prefer a hot car to a hot woman, then I very strongly suggest that you cut back on all those high miles your running. Its having an adverse affect on your testosterone.
Well your choosing the car with the idea that it may help you get
hot chicks, versus just choosing the hot chick.
I regret my decision wrote:
If I wasn't married I'd have a Porsche 911.
Neither.
I have no deep yearning for my life to be different than it is.
Prefer the woman of my choice,
Life long urban dweller I never got the car culture thing.
A trophy wife has a "how did he get her" vibe attached. I am not comfortable living with that stigma.
Birdlegs wrote:
My wife of over 35 years is an incredibly loving spouse, mother and grandmother. She is not only highly educated, but has common sense to go along with it. She is also very athletic. As a bonus, she is very nice looking.
For 10 years I drove my dream car. There wasn't another car on the road that I would have wanted.
Bad news: She totaled my car.
Good news: No one got hurt.
Just goes to show that women still can't drive properly. She probably wrecked your piece of crap car on purpose. Women are very passive-aggressive, and your story proves it.
Once a trophy wife takes a dump in front of you from that point she becomes a third place ribbon...A dream car, always is a dream car.
Birdlegs wrote:
My wife of over 35 years is an incredibly loving spouse, mother and grandmother. She is not only highly educated, but has common sense to go along with it. She is also very athletic. As a bonus, she is very nice looking.
For 10 years I drove my dream car. There wasn't another car on the road that I would have wanted.
Bad news: She totaled my car.
Good news: No one got hurt.
Similar thing happened to me:
Bad news: She was totaled and died.
Good news: The car wasn't hurt.
The car... I would get a Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita which is apparently the most expensive street car in the world this year and then would re-sell it.
Actually (being real) I don't know what my dream car is. I imagine with the most expensive ones it would be a pain in the ass using it for day to day things and getting really worried where I park it (parking around here is terrible) on car parks and being worried someone would scratch it. Plus being worried it would be stolen, or a target as it would stand out. So my dream car is what I already have.
happy with whatI have wrote:
I have no deep yearning for my life to be different than it is.
Prefer the woman of my choice,
Life long urban dweller I never got the car culture thing.
A trophy wife has a "how did he get her" vibe attached. I am not comfortable living with that stigma.
I married a woman who, as the cliche goes, was out of my league. The perks of having an attractive, bright personable wife are amazing. People think more highly of me because I have her. I have been invited to more high level business outings since I married her. I swear the females I work with think I'm more attractive, funnier, and someone they want to spend time with.
People think I'm cooler because I'm with her. I get a ton of social invites. I kid you not.
I married up wrote:
happy with whatI have wrote:I have no deep yearning for my life to be different than it is.
Prefer the woman of my choice,
Life long urban dweller I never got the car culture thing.
A trophy wife has a "how did he get her" vibe attached. I am not comfortable living with that stigma.
I married a woman who, as the cliche goes, was out of my league. The perks of having an attractive, bright personable wife are amazing. People think more highly of me because I have her. I have been invited to more high level business outings since I married her. I swear the females I work with think I'm more attractive, funnier, and someone they want to spend time with.
People think I'm cooler because I'm with her. I get a ton of social invites. I kid you not.
Speaker of truth.
Problem: Ashley Graham's fat ass won't fit in the bucket seats of my Vette.
pop_pop!_v2.2.1 wrote:
I married up wrote:I married a woman who, as the cliche goes, was out of my league. The perks of having an attractive, bright personable wife are amazing. People think more highly of me because I have her. I have been invited to more high level business outings since I married her. I swear the females I work with think I'm more attractive, funnier, and someone they want to spend time with.
People think I'm cooler because I'm with her. I get a ton of social invites. I kid you not.
Speaker of truth.
I've seen this happen, too. Unfortunately, the guy let it go to his head (no pun intended) so when she divorced him later he went home devastated except she took the house and got a younger boyfriend.
Well, I THOUGHT I had my dream. But it turned out to be one huge hassle ... always needed a lot of lube, worn out rear end, took forever to warm up and get going, rode a lot rougher than I expected, and the nozzle kept falling out before I was even half done pumping. So I traded that one in for a newer model.
And don't EVEN get me started on my CAR!
Sweet Nell Fenwick wrote:
Well, I THOUGHT I had my dream. But it turned out to be one huge hassle ... always needed a lot of lube, worn out rear end, took forever to warm up and get going, rode a lot rougher than I expected, and the nozzle kept falling out before I was even half done pumping. So I traded that one in for a newer model.
And don't EVEN get me started on my CAR!
Budumpbump (rimshot)
Good one, Henny Youngman.