Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

Snoopaloop wrote:

Nah cuz, they usually only call if you fail.

Did the job give you a start date?

I cant wait till quitn time, Imma gonna smoke a fat blunt.

Snoop

I can't belive I must have passed then man. I smoked a crap ton. Going to wait a few days to smoke though, still a bit spooked. Yeah he said if background and drug test go well then he gave me a starting date

Nobody is going to call you & say congrats, you passed the drug test.

HR does the testing along with checking your references & sometimes doing a background check. HR doesn't call & say, congrats, you passed the background check. It's kind of a given. HR may say, congrats, everything checked out & we'd like to offer you so & so pay rate. Can you start the ....

I am Spartacus!

tolerancia wrote:

Nobody is going to call you & say congrats, you passed the drug test.

HR does the testing along with checking your references & sometimes doing a background check. HR doesn't call & say, congrats, you passed the background check. It's kind of a given. HR may say, congrats, everything checked out & we'd like to offer you so & so pay rate. Can you start the ....

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

Sweet! Maybe you'll get moved up to the fry line soon!

btownrunnin wrote:

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

Sweet! Maybe you'll get moved up to the fry line soon!

Dish washer for life

Kind of scared right now wrote:

tolerancia wrote:

Nobody is going to call you & say congrats, you passed the drug test.

HR does the testing along with checking your references & sometimes doing a background check. HR doesn't call & say, congrats, you passed the background check. It's kind of a given. HR may say, congrats, everything checked out & we'd like to offer you so & so pay rate. Can you start the ....

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

No, you haven't passed until they call you with the job offer.

Don't do drugs, dumb ass wrote:

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

No, you haven't passed until they call you with the job offer.

And I hope you fail.

Kind of scared right now wrote:

tolerancia wrote:

Nobody is going to call you & say congrats, you passed the drug test.

HR does the testing along with checking your references & sometimes doing a background check. HR doesn't call & say, congrats, you passed the background check. It's kind of a given. HR may say, congrats, everything checked out & we'd like to offer you so & so pay rate. Can you start the ....

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

Not really. 4 times a week is nothing. "Stoners" get high multiple times per day. Good work on passing though, brah. Toke one for me.

So much drama just to be able to spend 8 hours a day:saying Welcome to Walmart.

Don't do drugs, dumb ass wrote:

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Soooo I passed!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I smoked so much weed up until 3.5 days until the test!!!

No, you haven't passed until they call you with the job offer.

They already did

SonjaHenie wrote:

So much drama just to be able to spend 8 hours a day:saying Welcome to Walmart.

I actually will be a cart boy thank you very much!

What's your next trolling topic?

Cankles '16 wrote:

What's your next trolling topic?

Not a troll on this post. This is true, 14:06 was a lie, and no othee posts began by me. So as of right now I guess I passed. I start in a little over a week

Regardless, I look forward to hearing from you again in the future. Hopefully a lot of posts keeping is up to date.

My employer called. Drug test too diluted. Taking another one tomrrow.

Aw shoot. Boss said we need to "talk." Dang, and I just blazed a big ol fatty.

Kind of scared right now wrote:

I have to pass a drug test for work on monday and i smoke about 4 times a week and did this morning. What should i do? =/

And I bet you also claim weed isn't addictive even though you need it to function properly? Yup, it's not addictive at all. That's why people addicted to weed get so fussy over being taking it away.

Kind of scared right now wrote:

My employer called. Drug test too diluted. Taking another one tomrrow.

That's okay. You are probably clean now. Those extra 3 days were clutch. Get a home kit right now and report back. I demand this!