The journalist from CCTV is amazing:
"I am Associated Press Photographer of the Year twice: 2014 and 2013."
No you aren't, because there is no such award.
You won an award in the Class 2 television division for the Associated Press Television Radio Association of California and Nevada, but I guess that doesn't have the same ring to it:
"The national Edward R. Murrow award for feature stories"
No, you didn't. Your station won a regional Murrow award for a story on whalers in the small market television division:
Not really upping the level of credibility here.
I think Rob just called all the frauds from their various careers around the world, and they all gathered to do the ultimate fraud world record.