Strange but true BIRTHnames of NORMAL people you've known

Alpha Omega she was born in 1933. What were they smoking the 1930's?

Judge in my town (a BIG 10 University Town) was named Dick Ball and he went by that name instead of Richard or any other nickname. He was a real prick though.

Two twin brothers on my basketball team in high school were named ...

Oranjello

and

Lemonjello

Orange jello and Lemon jello.

I knew a family that named their kids ...

Cherry Bonsai

Vanilla Bonsai

and ...

wait for it ...

Neapolitan Bonsai.

Peter Peters

My dad taught with a guy named, and I sh!t you not, Michael Hunt.

Photographer Art Wolf.

A strange one is a guy named John Boehner who somehow thinks the letters "o" and "e" = "a".

The class though is the cabinet trio of the last POTUS administration, Dick, Bush and Colon.

It was Colin.

Stagger Lee wrote:

I just though of a couple more.

There were two brothers from around here named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced O-ron-ja-low and Lem-on-ja-low). Not kidding.

You from Maumee Ohio area?

Paul Palmer

Summer Smith--she married a Heath Summers, and is now Summer Summers. I believe she teaches at an elementary school.

Aftan Noon

Aftan was a sprinter and had a shirt in high school that said something like 'You've gotta get up pretty early if you want to beat Aftan Noon'

The Overexplainer wrote:

It was Colin.

You're right, my bad. I always heard it pronounced Colon

just go to any HS track meet these days and you will hear some pretty strange names and if not stage names very strange ways to spell simple names

Stagger Lee wrote:

I just though of a couple more.

There were two brothers from around here named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced O-ron-ja-low and Lem-on-ja-low). Not kidding.

I knew this BS would pop up in this thread. Every thread about weird name, someone claims this...... and you were at Woodstock, too, right.

The Overexplainer wrote:

Judge in my town (a BIG 10 University Town) was named Dick Ball and he went by that name instead of Richard or any other nickname. He was a real prick though.

Two twin brothers on my basketball team in high school were named ...

Oranjello

and

Lemonjello

Orange jello and Lemon jello.

I knew a family that named their kids ...

Cherry Bonsai

Vanilla Bonsai

and ...

wait for it ...

Neapolitan Bonsai.

Another "jello brother' liar.

A girl named Candy Kane. She got married to a guy named Chris Barr.

Thanks to C senor for exposing Stagger Lee and The Overexplainers as filthy liars:

http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/urbanlegends.html

Dick Stout

Enjoyed watching the ladies say his name. Usually took them a couple seconds to realize what they just said. Their facial expressions where priceless.

C senor wrote:

Stagger Lee wrote:

I just though of a couple more.

There were two brothers from around here named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced O-ron-ja-low and Lem-on-ja-low). Not kidding.

I knew this BS would pop up in this thread. Every thread about weird name, someone claims this...... and you were at Woodstock, too, right.

Peter Lemonjello .. they told me to tell you your house is on fire

This very creepy looking guy (think pedophile) who looked to be in his sixties worked as a pharmacy assistant at our local supermarket who's name tag said "Mr. Phenis"

I dated a girl in college, who married somebody else, and is now Misty Day.

My son goes to school with Spider, River, and Stone.

Sharon Sharon?

I knew a girl with that name. You're not from south FL are you?

One of my sister's friends is called Iona Rocket

My mommy named me Mawbawza which didn't go too well with my surname of Richie so I opted to change my name to Roy instead.

In hindsight, it should not matter what someone is called but this is the world we live in sadly and I bowed to the pressure.