Complete The T-Shirt Quote.....

With God as my witness, I though turkeys could fly.

Bad quote that you came up with.

I'm sure you know the meaning of the word "stuffed" especially as the Australians would use it. Depending on if you're a male or a female, you may or may not want to get stuffed only once a year, or at all, or whatever. Anyway, this is a bad idea for a quote.

I don't really have a good idea here, but if you are saying you are all turkeys, then you need to make it so that the turkeys are rising up some how.

"It's tough to soar with the Eagles when you train with the turkeys - but we're trying!"

Then have a picture of a turkey attacking an Eagle or better yet, a turkey attacking a Pilgrim who is trying to pluck and eat him.

Or a picture of turkeys sneaking out of a pen while a Pilgrim sleeps.

Mine aren't that good, but don't use yours - it's worse.

Jim Rome - OUT!

A little camp from the ol' 'Rocky Horror Picture Show': "Don't dream it - be it."

Or how about: "Stop Dreaming - Wake Up And Run"

"The Older I Get The Better I Was"

Jim Rome wrote:

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Jim Rome - OUT!

When I was reading your post all I could think of was how lame and stupid these ideas were...then I saw it was you Romey and I laughed for minutes.

BadgerRun wrote:

Jim Rome wrote:

GOBBLE GOBBLE

Jim Rome - OUT!

When I was reading your post all I could think of was how lame and stupid these ideas were...then I saw it was you Romey and I laughed for minutes.

Um...OK. Whatever that was about.

Especially if you wear it to races, I think this is the Bad Boy version:

"It's tough to soar with Turkeys when you train with Eagles"

"It's hard to soar with the Eagles when you train with...

Ah f*ck it! Out of my way b!tch!"

Remembering Bill Eamick wrote:

"It's hard to soar with the Eagles when you train with...

Ah f*ck it! Out of my way b!tch!"

That'll work.

Or, to borrow from Jim Mora when he coached the Indianapolis Colts: 'Running!? You're talking about running!?'

How about this: Jesus is coming and he is pissed!

Or this: All gays will burn in the fires of hell!

Hope that helped.

Remembering Bill Eamick wrote:

"It's hard to soar with the Eagles when you train with...

Ah f*ck it! Out of my way b!tch!"

In the same vein, you could paraphrase Brian Griffin and say, "It's hard to soar with the eagles when I have to train with ... with ... you know, it's just easier to say you're slow."

Gordon Jump wrote:

With God as my witness, I though turkeys could fly.

Amen. Works for the shirt, and one of the classic lines in TV history in my opinion.

VOTE

FOR

PEDRO

let the eagles soar as they've never soared before

or

'it's hard to soar with eagles when you train with turkeys' - ' either way flying is going te help me run'

that should read. 'isn't going to help me run'

Flagpole

I think your terminology of "stuffed" is up shit creek without a paddle. As Canadian you make one hellva a terrible Aussie. Cricket's on I'll go back to watching us whip Pakistan arse.

I think you should use another quote!

Aussie wrote:

Flagpole

I think your terminology of "stuffed" is up shit creek without a paddle. As Canadian you make one hellva a terrible Aussie. Cricket's on I'll go back to watching us whip Pakistan arse.

Well I never defined it, but if you want to define it for me, go right ahead. Oh, and I'm not Canadian. I'm an American.

Jim Rome - OUT!