"Hey kids LOOK-a deer"
"Hey kids LOOK-a deer"
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Quote:
"I love the lingerie "salesbabe" scene where she shows Chevy (and son) how the underwear rides up her hip."
Can't see the lines can ya' Russ?
I believe her name was "Merry".
Clark: Aunt Bethany your cat doesn't like jello by any chance does it?
Eddie: I don't about the cat Clark, but I sure am enjoying it. Load me up with some more of that there, it is goo-ood.
The Blessing, they want you to say the blessing!
Gris if you're not doing anything useful in there, would you get me my STOGIE?
Eddie's bathrom blue skintight leisure suit,which looks quite well padded in the crotch area, and unemployed Eddie piles on hundreds of dollars of dog food into the cart at the superstore.
Drinking eggnog out of those Marty Mooose mugs strikes me, as well.
But , emptying the shitter is the best while drinking a can of Stroh's.
Mrs. Griswold- What is it Clark? Your Christmas bonus?
Clark (dejected)- A memebership to the jelly-of-the-month club.
Eddie - It's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year long, Clark.
Fried pussycat!
Eddy: He's preparing for his career.
Clark: College?
Eddy: Carnival. Last year he was the pixie dust spreader on the Tilt A Whirl. This year he might get to bark for the yak woman!
"WHERE'S THE TYLENOL!!"
"Clark, is your house on fire?"
"Ever see her? She got horns stickin' out the side of her head. Ugly as sin. Helluva good cook. Sweet Gal."
anything from Aunt Bethany...
"Clark, is your house on fire?"
"Are we at the airport Clark?"
"Oh dear, did I break wind again?"
While trekking through the snow on the way to get the Griswold F-A-M-I-L-Y Christmas tree...
Ellen: Clark, Audrey can't feel her legs. She's numb from the waist down.
Clark: It's all part of the experience honey.
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Also, I love when Clark is getting ready to set the new "land speed record" on his flying disc and he looks back right before take off, waves, and says "later dudes."
Hoovis
Is Rusty still in the Navy?
Davy is.
the next door neighbors (Todd + Margo) and their astronaut-jogging suits, and when Clark hugs Cousin Eddy and Katherine and then realizes...they're at his house...
"I had to have it replaced, because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so."
so this thread is probably near the end, how bout other good Christmas scenes from good Christmas movies?
i love the scene in Mixed Nuts, when Madeline Kahn is stuck in the elevator. if you haven't seen Mixed Nuts--rent it, you won't be disapointed!
and Christmas Story, (at the mall): "HOOOO HOOOOO HOOOO!!!"
Eddie: Remember that medal plate?
Clark: How could I forget Eddie?
E: Well, I had to have it replaced. Every time Catherine fired up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So the boys down at the VA had to fix it and I'll be damned if I gonna go flying down some hill with nothing between the ground and my noggin 'cept a piece of government plastic.
C: Really think it matters, Eddie?
E: Well, see the plastic runs right down here (points to head). See here (knocks side of head) nothing. But here is where the plate is, if that gets dented then my part just aint gonna look right.
The Mayor
he's probably just yaking on a bone.....oh, he got it!
Just Hit Me! wrote:
Too many to chose from, but Cousin Eddie........
mayor adam west wrote:
Eddie: Remember that medal plate?
Gold, silver, or bronze?