If you could choose your gender and orientation for your next life

African she-male

Gay man. They've got it figured out. Gay Guy #1: "Do you want to have sex?" Gay Guy #2: "Yes". Done! No complications, no drama. Of course they're having gay sex, which is disgusting, but it wouldn't seem disgusting if I were gay.

patriarchy wrote:

xenonscreams wrote:

Straight man. Must be nice to fit in

It is.

A lot of the goof-balls on this site are straight males, and they don't quite fit in, so nice try, unless you're talking about your nerdy self fitting in with this site, then that's just sad.

xenonscreams wrote:

Man of any orientation. Must be nice to be privileged

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where the green grass grows wrote:

enlightened wrote:

heterosexual woman

Canadian, American, European women have no clue how to treat, satisfy, & submit to men & it pities me every day. Men are extremely easy to figure out & please. Food, sex, sports. That's all they need. Yet, western women, for some reason, can't figure this out. Feed your man, give him a 90 sec bj for the juice, & then turn on the sports channel for him. That's all there is to it. In return you'll get everything. Everything you've ever needed.

You mean a divorce when he goes for the greener grass?

Divorce would happen A LOT less if women did the above 3 things. Made sure the man was fed, gave a 90 sec BJ 5x a week, let them watch sports or at least understood why they watched sports. It's really that simple.

Bisexual woman. It opens up lots of possibilities, and lesbian sex is hawt.

I mostly mean in my field (computer science), career path, and hobbies outside of running. Although being straight in general seems pretty sweet since you don't have to worry about people judging you for who you are and whether that will impact your career and friendships. Like I have a roommate moving in today. When she finds out my orientation, how will she react? Hopefully she is not judgmental.

askjfasl;kfdjljfd wrote:

How do you not believe in trannys?

There are like 5 walking down the block from me right now.

He prolly doesn't believe in gays either.

I had a guy say that to me- I don't believe in gays.

If I don't believe in morons will that guy disappear?

dvs wrote:

patriarchy wrote:

It is.

A lot of the goof-balls on this site are straight males, and they don't quite fit in, so nice try, unless you're talking about your nerdy self fitting in with this site, then that's just sad.

runn wrote:

He prolly doesn't believe in gays either.

I had a guy say that to me- I don't believe in gays.

If I don't believe in morons will that guy disappear?

What I mean is I don't think mutilating one's body is the correct choice of action. I don't think anyone needs it. Very different to being gay. Being gay is free. Being a transsexual costs tens of thousands of dollars. Being gay doesn't require you to mutilate your body.

Anyway, thanks for all the answers.

xcvxcv wrote:

runn wrote:

He prolly doesn't believe in gays either.

I had a guy say that to me- I don't believe in gays.

If I don't believe in morons will that guy disappear?

What I mean is I don't think mutilating one's body is the correct choice of action. I don't think anyone needs it. Very different to being gay. Being gay is free. Being a transsexual costs tens of thousands of dollars. Being gay doesn't require you to mutilate your body.

Anyway, thanks for all the answers.

How you gonna tell me how to spend my money liberal?

I am a damn Republican!

drama queen wrote:

Gay man. They've got it figured out. Gay Guy #1: "Do you want to have sex?" Gay Guy #2: "Yes". Done! No complications, no drama. Of course they're having gay sex, which is disgusting, but it wouldn't seem disgusting if I were gay.

You would be surprised at the complications in this simple equation.

xcvxcv wrote:

what would you choose? If you can be reborn at some point after dying, what would you want be like? Regardless of whether you believe in afterlife. You have to make your choices here otherwise you may be randomly generated.

I choose to be a gay female. I am a straight man. I'm very interested in how other people answer this. I have wondered about this a lot. I think it's hard to imagine being attracted to men, but I would love to be a woman.

This also has nothing to do with transsexualism. I am content being a man. And I don't believe surgery and hormones would make me a woman.

The answer is pretty easy, a hot white woman. You can get men to do virtually anything for you, and if you have half a brain you could basically rule the world. The only problem, straight hot woman don't have half a brain. Ugos and lesbians though, they're smart, but men dont care about them, and thus will always be on the outside looking in.

Second pick is straight white male because of obvious reasons.

Don't you live in the pacific northwest? I can't imagine that would be an issue.

I had two teammates in college who were gay. When we traveled none of the guys on the team had a problem sharing a bed with them. It just wasn't a big deal. I'm sure that varies from region to region in this country, but I think being gay is pretty widely and thoroughly accepted in most places.

themanontherun wrote:

Don't you live in the pacific northwest? I can't imagine that would be an issue.

I had two teammates in college who were gay. When we traveled none of the guys on the team had a problem sharing a bed with them. It just wasn't a big deal. I'm sure that varies from region to region in this country, but I think being gay is pretty widely and thoroughly accepted in most places.

The whole team was gay, you just didn't realize it at the time.