Dane Rauschenberg Phoenix Marathon

I am a hetero man but I would gladly get in the sack with an athlete of Dane's caliber. The man is a legend and should be held in high esteem by us mortals. The man likes beef, the man runs(rides) solo 202 mile relay races, the man is a lawyer, the man is gorgeous, and he is just a great man. Join me my friends and pay tribute to the man, the myth, the legend.....DANE!!!!!

Dane, Dane, he's our man,

let's give Dane a great big hand.

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So seriously. How can you feel anything but freakin sympathy for this pathetic loser. He shows up at race expos with crumpled posters reminding us of of times past. If he could afford a booth at a real race expo he would be laughed out of the building. He's such a piece of garbage i feel sorry for him.

(quote]seriously dudes wrote:

So seriously. How can you feel anything but freakin sympathy for this pathetic loser. He shows up at race expos with crumpled posters reminding us of of times past. If he could afford a booth at a real race expo he would be laughed out of the building. He's such a piece of garbage i feel sorry for him.[/quote]

Hello Danus. You may want to sober up, stop trolling, and get running.

So now that the big mystery of the missing time has been "solved" and it has devolved into the usual assortment of sore losers and banal idiots, will this thread finally be deleted?

99 feet of pure failure. Dane, the whole community is laughing at your last gasps of pure B.S. You cut the corner in Phoenix adding to your cheating history.

Winnebago Dane. I can't go buy an RV lot without laughing at you Dane.

Dane's a complete nob who can lick the underside of my cheesy wrinkly sac

Who is Dane Rauschenberg?

petulant fodder wrote:

Who is Dane Rauschenberg?

The greatest runner ever because he's got a blue checkmark on Twitter.

ShannonHays wrote:

Wow!!! If you really would have read my blog you would know that I suffer from a myriad of health issues. I was named one of the "Fastest, most frequent marathoners in the country.". My blog is a source of inspiration to many and my pictures are very fap worthy. I am held in VERY high esteem by the Marathon Maniacs who are a select, elite running group. Anyway, my past with Dane is well known. I would bet money on him cutting the course.

Health issues aside, your claim of of being one of the "fastest, most frequent marathoners in the country" is a bit exaggerated. Frequent, sure. Fastest? Probably not. And Marathon Maniacs is not a select, elite running group. Anyone with the time and money to run a marathon often can be a Maniac. As usual, quantity over quality is held in great esteem. *Shaking head*

Related: Dane sucks.

Ask Ruben Foster wrote:

For anyone doubting Dane's cheating in the 202.

What is "the 202"? I saw that mentioned a couple times in this thread.

This guy sounds like a piece of work.

Dane ran" ran the American Odyssey Relay, usually a 12 (or 6) person relay covering the 202 miles (325 km) from Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to Washington, D.C., in the time of 50 hours and 16 minutes by himself."

That's what's his selfwritten wikipedia page says.

People researched that matter and found huge inconsistencies in his story. You probably find that on google somewhere.

My the way, running so many miles in 2 days would make you an excellent 48 hour racer, which Dane Rauschenberg is not.

I think he has never run a decent 24 hour race.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Rauschenberg

Obnoxious little a$swipe who likes to talk tough on Twitter.

I cannot stand Donald Trump or pretty much any of the current crop of Republicans. But I can say without reservation that Dane meets all the criteria for an elite-level libtahrd.

petulant fodder wrote:

Who is Dane Rauschenberg?

Good question.

Serious post, don't delete wrote:

I saw Dane Rauschenberg's performance in the Phoenix Marathon today, in which he's listed as finishing in 2:59:57, ie his first sub-3 in 4 years.

This is the same guy who was on here advocating Cardarine about a week ago.

Subway Surfers Addiction wrote:

petulant fodder wrote:

Who is Dane Rauschenberg?

Good question.

Dane is an average runner with a very sketch record and a blog nobody reads.

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Wait, did anyone really bust Dane for cheating?? Was Phoenix not legit?

Cats like this make me ever so glad I no longer live in Texas.