All Time Best Sportscenter Lines

The Insider wrote:

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him"

"You can call him butter, cause he's on a roll"

"See, what had happened..."

"Dunk you very much"

"Don't hate the playa, Hate the game"

The last quote is perhaps the most overused, yet most retarded quote in all of sportsdom.

The funniest thing that ever happened on Sportscenter...Kenny Mayne was having a bad hair day and he was commenting on some game that had a really horrible play and he says, "That play was almost as bad as....my haircut." It was hilarious, especially since he said it completely serious while looking into the camera. LOL.

the commercial when they do the sportscenter in different languages and they do the dance at the end.....hilarious.

hi, i'm keith olbermann.

and i'm evil keith olbermann.

Not a line....

My favorite commerical was the one where Dan Patrick nailed Stone Cold Steve Austin across the back with a folding chair when he was falling asleep study for a test. Stone Cold looked back and responded "can I get another one of those"....classic

not sure if it was sportscenter, but it def was espn...

i'm not sure if you guys want to take a station break, but if you call me chris everett to my face one more time...

chris

hey, we better take a station break.

chris

Not sure if this one was even on espn, but my favorite quote from any sports announcer was during a T-Wolves game where Garnett dunked over 3 guys on the other team(nothing out of the ordinary.) The announcer: "Garnett dunks over them with no regard for human life."

"You wanna kick my dog while you're here?"

"Put your hands in the air and wave them around as if there are no repercussions."

"Hopefully next week Joe Dailey will figure out which players are on his team

"He's cooler than the other side of the pillow"

" Marbury is like a a fat kid with headgear at his high-school prom, he can't score"

Jumanji!

He puts the biscuit in the basket

From Way down town..... BANG!

Can I get a witness from the congregation!

Dont shoot that puck in my pooper!

"And Stockton says 'Hey I'm a little tea pot I'll run right up your dress.'"

I have come to hate Sportscenter. It is far too self-referential and self-important.

Call me a grouch, but, for the most part, the smarmy hosts remind me of used car salesmen.

I only watch during basketball season or for tennis highlights anymore. You can keep the fat baseball players and football crap.

Yogalete wrote:

I have come to hate Sportscenter. It is far too self-referential and self-important.

Call me a grouch, but, for the most part, the smarmy hosts remind me of used car salesmen.

I only watch during basketball season or for tennis highlights anymore. You can keep the fat baseball players and football crap.

However I love PTI.

You have to be kidding. The only reason Sportscenter went downhill is because ABC bought ESPn, and it became NBACenter. I wish that league would fold.

Yogalete wrote:

I have come to hate Sportscenter. It is far too self-referential and self-important.

Call me a grouch, but, for the most part, the smarmy hosts remind me of used car salesmen.

I only watch during basketball season or for tennis highlights anymore. You can keep the fat baseball players and football crap.

Bugs wrote:

You have to be kidding. The only reason Sportscenter went downhill is because ABC bought ESPn, and it became NBACenter. I wish that league would fold.

Yogalete wrote:

I have come to hate Sportscenter. It is far too self-referential and self-important.

Call me a grouch, but, for the most part, the smarmy hosts remind me of used car salesmen.

I only watch during basketball season or for tennis highlights anymore. You can keep the fat baseball players and football crap.

No, it went downhill when IT became more important than the game. The little pats on the back, and inside jokes..the wannabe Letterman irony. It is unwatchable.

Which sports you prefer is personal preference. I love the NBA and hate college football and baseball at every level. So what?

Just give me the scores and highlights straight without trying to be part of the story.