El Duque
Did she leave? Did someone pick her up like you said?
I want to know. I NEED to know!!!
El Duque
Did she leave? Did someone pick her up like you said?
I want to know. I NEED to know!!!
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Just do it in da butt.
may I suggest wrote:
that this is not an unheard of situation.
I'm afraid you just had a very expensive piece of tail. The mental cost of getting rid of this nut job will be enormous and I'm afraid the police will have to intercede. Do not lay a hand on her from this point on. And do not put any body parts in her body parts let alone pick her up and carry her out. Do you know anything about her beyond she said yes in a bar and a bedroom- say maybe her name, age, a not vague address?.
Troll or not this should remind everyone that actions have consequences and a free wet kitty can be very expensive in the long run. Remember the bags do not really fly free.
I wish I could learn other than by my mistakes. She was supposed to leave Monday night but no dice. When I left for work Tuesday morning I told her as nice as I could that no hard feelings but if she was not gone when I got home I would call the cops. So, I get home and I don't have to call the cops. Good right? No, she freaking called the cops on me and tells them that "we" live there and are "together" and that I have been threatening to kick her out. So the cops tell me that they will not get her out, it is "a civil matter". And to boot they suggest I go somewhere else till we work it out!!!! I start yelling work it out work what out this chick is in my place and she needs to get out. So the cops walk me in to get my keys and stuff and then I have to leave and crash with a buddy.
I talked to a lawyer friend and he says a eviction could take weeks but that I can lock her out as soon as she leaves. So I cancelled the lights, water, and cable today. Apartment manager told her he is towing her car tonite (she has no parking sticker). Cops will check once a day to see if she is still there and have warned her that if she takes anything she will be charged as they took down her driver license info.
This was so not worth it. I do not want or need anymore advice. I just want people to be warned because it really is a bad situation and I should not have made light of it I guess. I should rename myself el dufus
translation:
...humblebrag...humblebrag....humblebrag...
what should I do?
.5/10
lots of psycho women. But.
Civil matter? Her name isn't on the lease she has no right to be there. Aka trespassing. I doubt your story. She had nothing to gain here but why would they make you leave? It's your place! If a troll... Well played
el duque wrote:
I wish I could learn other than by my mistakes. She was supposed to leave Monday night but no dice. When I left for work Tuesday morning I told her as nice as I could that no hard feelings but if she was not gone when I got home I would call the cops. So, I get home and I don't have to call the cops. Good right? No, she freaking called the cops on me and tells them that "we" live there and are "together" and that I have been threatening to kick her out. So the cops tell me that they will not get her out, it is "a civil matter". And to boot they suggest I go somewhere else till we work it out!!!! I start yelling work it out work what out this chick is in my place and she needs to get out. So the cops walk me in to get my keys and stuff and then I have to leave and crash with a buddy.
I talked to a lawyer friend and he says a eviction could take weeks but that I can lock her out as soon as she leaves. So I cancelled the lights, water, and cable today. Apartment manager told her he is towing her car tonite (she has no parking sticker). Cops will check once a day to see if she is still there and have warned her that if she takes anything she will be charged as they took down her driver license info.
This was so not worth it. I do not want or need anymore advice. I just want people to be warned because it really is a bad situation and I should not have made light of it I guess. I should rename myself el dufus
Stop posting. This just lowered your troll score. The cops would not force you to leave.
1.5/10 revised
i don't think he said the cops forced him to leave, i think he said they would not arrest her for trespassing (probably because she claimed she was living there by invitation - which she kinda was) and they probably suggested he stay elsewhere for his own safety so she does not make a false accusation against him - pretty solid law enforcement work
So I bet your apartment is tore up whenever she does leave.
Be honest she wasn't even hot was she?
Girl dog in the house since Friday night, almost a week and she is still there!!!
Hilarious, I've known guys who do this to women, but never a woman who pulled it on a guy. Nice turnabout for the lady.
BDawg wrote:
Girl dog in the house since Friday night, almost a week and she is still there!!!
Hilarious, I've known guys who do this to women, but never a woman who pulled it on a guy. Nice turnabout for the lady.
Doubtful
Rm wrote:
Civil matter? Her name isn't on the lease she has no right to be there. Aka trespassing.
I have experience in similar situations and this is exactly what the cops tell you here
I would suggest, next time our happens, take the girl out for breakfast, then take her home personally. If you want to wait to see if she will leave on her own, wait until the second night.
Offer to take her out for drinks, a meal, shopping trip, visit to zoo, whatever. Then just ditch her.
The cops in this case are wrong. She has nothing that would indicate residency. (I am aware she does not need any lease or anything) You should have just shoved her out the door and locked it. Calling the cops before doing that was a mistake.
OR
Decent trolling, keep it up as makes a decent (not great) read.
Why didn't you just take a big dump on the floor? Simple.
I bet she still there
genuine random a hole wrote:
The cops in this case are wrong. She has nothing that would indicate residency. (I am aware she does not need any lease or anything)
Personally I think the cops are just lazy and don't want to deal with it, but they say here that staying in the house as little as two consecutive nights is enough to establish residency.
Property manager towed her car, she didn't care.
Manager says she is still there last night acting nice and saying she is waiting for a wire transfer to have funds to go wherever she is going next. Manager says if she is there today then they will evict her (and me technically) because she is not on the lease and there for more than 7 consecutive days without permission. I just sign off on giving up the lease, then I can sign a new lease and move back in after she is out. I will have to pay landlord's legal fees if they can't get them from her.
My lawyer says not much I can do but to stay clear of her to avoid any possible false accusation from her against me or to offer her some cash to get out. Thank goodness she told the first cops that we were there together and 'everything was ok' because my lawyer says it could have gone a different way and she is bad news. Now he tells me. He did arrange for officers to go talk with her today, serve her with a no trespassing letter from the apartment complex, and if they can lure her outside the Manager will lock the apartment up and she'll be arrested if she refuses to leave the grounds. I still don't get why they can't take her out of my place but everybody says they can't do that without an order or her being violent.
da butt wrote:
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Just do it in da butt.
This was going to be my suggestion. Lots of anal. No lube. Problem solved.
This is a great story, real or fake. How did you meet this girl?