Looking for a race you haven't done? Try nude racing

We cooled down nude for basically the same reason that teenage boys do anything that doesn't quite make sense, it sounded fun.

Any Penn State guys remember the naked woods?

Penn State Guy wrote:

Any Penn State guys remember the naked woods?

Ooh ooh me!

OK, one night in Spring of '78, the UMass track squad was up to no good. We decided to streak the massive Southwest dorm complex.

We had a 49 second quarter miler, a 1:58 half miler and a 6'7" high jumper ready to hit the 500 yard plaza at top speed about 9 pm (OK, we were not elites, but fast enuff. And, those marks were in YARDS, not meters! Please adjust.)

Oh, we had a "civilian" with us, one Brendan who wanted to streak, and he was sure he could keep up.

We buzzed the first furlong in about 30 seconds, pretty quick but just enjoying our public burst of nude running. At this moment, a chubby cop bursts out of some nook, shines his light on us and yells STOP!

We take off like nobody's biz, bringin' it up to about 90% full speed. Needless to say, Brendan the non-runner was left in the dust to deal with the cop.

We returned to the dorm and had a few beers, wondering what the heck happened to Brendan. About 90 minutes later, the still naked fellow appear'd in the shrubbery outside the dorm window, explaining that he'd been dodging the cops the whole time.

Fun, yes.

Western State did a naked run through the library every year, during the day. Not sure if this tradition is still going on...

Us at UC Davis used to do a naked 4x4 at the end of every track season

The majority of the team would attend with about 1/3rd participating. Dunno if this still happens. I was never so pumped up for a race.

rojo wrote:

That statue of limitations has to be over.

How's that Ivy education workin' out for ya?

Tufts used to have a Naked Quad Run that a large portion of the undergraduate population participated in at the end of the fall semester (when it was generally pretty cold out) but the outgoing president ended it a few years ago

http://president.tufts.edu/2011/03/nqr-reconsidered/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW3sZUHZM9o

At a nude 5k. Chilling out under tree, waiting for race to start. Cute girls in total nude everywhere. A group of them are stretching 10 yards from me. Rear entry spotted. Begin thinking naughty thoughts. Massive renob. Race is about to start. Hide renob in my hand and Solid Snake over to start. Go to the front so no one can see my tree trunk. Race starts. Needs arms to run, renob frees itself. renoB begins bouncing and waving dramatically. A loud slap each time it hits my thigh. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. It begins spinning as we hit the turnaround of this out and back. I'm in 4th. Dyck says to me: "Don't worry buddy, I've got your back." HELICOPTER MODE ENGAGED. Dyck propels me into first. Holy crap I feel like a superhero. Even beat the Africans. Receive prophetic vision of one day creating a helicopter of dycks. Still have to walk back to under tree to get my shorts. Let my renob shamelessly protrude.

Lol...schooled.

Chewbacca wrote:

rojo wrote:

That statue of limitations has to be over.

How's that Ivy education workin' out for ya?

9/10

I had to laugh at this in light of the persistent complaints by the prudes on these boards about the content of many of the threads. I wonder if they've reported this thread for deletion yet.

rojo wrote:

Now that I think about it, I'm fascinated by it.

That statue of limitations has to be over.

The event is actually commemorated in Bronze on the Cornell campus much like the gasoline fight in Zoolander.

get used to it. wrote:

Lol...schooled.

Chewbacca wrote:

How's that Ivy education workin' out for ya?

Kramer - "Isn't there like a statue of limitations on that?"

Jerry - "Statute."

Kramer - "What?"

Jerry - "Statute of limitations. It's not a statue."

Kramer - "No, it's statue."

Jerry - "Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations."

I could see doing one of these mixed events.

I don't understand all of these nude runs with just guys.

Not sure I'd want to be the guy responsible for reviewing photo finishes.

"Bib #69 wins by a...nose?"

On the website picture you can see the bi,tches boob

Obviously a great post but the 1st half of what you said could really happen.

I mean, if some good looking girl is stretching - totally nude - in front of me, I am probably going to get a chub. I am sorry, that is just the way men are wired. I don't think that makes me a pervert. It would embarrass me, though. It would also keep me from doing one of these races.

I am curious whether this is something that really happens? I mean, isn't it just natural?

If your hard on crosses the line first does it count for the win? Or we still going by torso?