Looking for a race you haven't done? Try nude racing

If you really want to try something different, race nude at a normal race. You'll have to duct tape your bib number on though, so be sure not to have too much chest hair.

Sorry it would be too tempting too bang all the hotties

I am just curious... how many of the guys get "aroused," and if they do, is it considered embarrassing for him? I don't want some guy with a chub running next to me.

I just wonder what is socially acceptable at these things.

Whole thing seems so weird.

ew

"Damn, even with my little junk, I still need some grippers to hold my shit together!"

One Gal wrote:

I am just curious... how many of the guys get "aroused," and if they do, is it considered embarrassing for him? I don't want some guy with a chub running next to me.

I just wonder what is socially acceptable at these things.

Whole thing seems so weird.

I wouldn't worry too much about that. It's probably like 10 dudes for every 1 woman at these events and you'd be focusing on running and not anything else. It's impossible to have a chubb running at race speeds.

The course record for men is 15:49. That guy must've had to ice his testicles for 5 days. This is not a good idea if you have balls.

tommy reese's opinion wrote:

"Damn, even with my little junk, I still need some grippers to hold my shit together!"

Reminds me of my days at Cornell.

While I was there, there was a rumor that the guys apparently or at least several of them did an entire like 8 or 10 mile run totally nude on the trails.

Obviously it wasn't an official practice and how they kept me or the police from finding out it beyond me. Rumors have since leaked out about it after the fact.

On the weekends, they'd still run from campus. Now that I think about it, I'm fascinated by it. Did they run a mile off campus before ditching their clothes? Or did they just risk it the entire time?

Any alums on here want to fess up now? That statue of limitations has to be over.

I've done every single race except for eskimo and bush(wo)man. If anybody knows of a sure-thing ekimo or bushwoman, let me know.

One Gal wrote: I don't want some guy with a chub running next to me.

Might make you run faster, tho

"Walk Hard" Dewey.

"Run Hard."

The CAL guys have a nude run every spring in the mountains.

Our track team put on the Nude Olympics at our college one spring. It was in reaction to lots of people running on the track at night, mostly in the dark. (facility had no night lighting) We think they were doing so because they were too embarrassed/self conscious to run during daylight.

So we did the Nude Olympics one evening. Most of the track team and a few others showed up. Obviously an unofficial event that school administration would have shut down had they known about it. Like some of the streaking we did.

We had at least one person complete most of the standard T & F events. I know for distances we combined the 5 and 10k with one start time and ran concurrently with other events.

I remember finishing the 10k in the 35 min range while dodging people in other events and slowing down some to watch other events.

And external support is not necessary if you have good form and are smooth.

Man, not for me. I'd keep tripping all the time.

My high school team would run our cool downs after track meets nude if the school had woods near by. We would carry our shorts with us though.

Should also post this on the RWTB quote thread

I actually did a nude run at a nudist resort in Vermont and was surprised at how many people ran and how good they were. I guess I was thinking it would be a bunch of slow overweight walkers. Course was tough too. No chubsters that I saw although the college kid that won did have a gigantic pe

None of this stuff ever happens in my neighborhood

Why would you do that?