You guys are soft. You think you party...
The guys on my team won an DI NCAA championship and we all had 4.0s at the #1 academically ranked school in the country. We'd get hammered on the bus to the meet, and then race while high on weed, coke and ecstasy. Sometimes we'd shoot heroine when we hit the 5k mark.
We sipped cough syrup with codeine on the cool down. And then ripped like eight shots of patron. Freshman only did seven. Weak.
If we swept the top five places, our coach would let us invite models and hookers on the bus. Wait sorry, I meant private plane. This happened every race. Except once...Bekele was racing unattached and broke up our 4 and 5 guys.
Speaking of the coaching staff, Jay-Z, Lindsay Lohan, and Hugh Hefner all served time on our roster as "volunteer assistant coaches". They wanted to learn how to party. Each quit like a day after joining...they just couldn't hang.
And you guys say you "go hard". Ha! Learn to party ya bunch slowpokes.