Chester Perkins wrote:
Manatee
What kind of amphibious manatees do you encounter?
Chester Perkins wrote:
Manatee
What kind of amphibious manatees do you encounter?
Amy schumer is part manatee
Im assuming this is a naked human and the human has to kill the opponent no? there is no way a naked human could kill a dairy cow with his bare hands.. just sayin'
(likewise a giraffe)
Chris Paul & curry go boo boo wrote:
Amy schumer is part manatee
Your mom is part Amy Schumer.
some stipulations wrote:
Probably a short-necked hoof-less giraffe.
nice post
Real K5 wrote:
Riddler wrote:giraffes actually fight by swinging their neck around and using their head like a club
I started thread with giraffe but true giraffe is big time potent - a giraffe can decapitate a lion
#317 on our list of things people like to say which are obviously FALSE.
Maybe not decapitate, but...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMU_F3arSA
Pointing Out the Obvious wrote:
Real K5 wrote:I started thread with giraffe but true giraffe is big time potent - a giraffe can decapitate a lion
#317 on our list of things people like to say which are obviously FALSE.
Coyote, maybe
You'er post makes no sense. By "Dairy cow", do you mean "Adele"?
thejeff wrote:
COULD not kill a human? Or probably WOULD not kill a human?
Probably WOULD not: Dairy cow.
COULD not? Dairy cow.
Brown Bear
Mudpuppy wrote:
Maybe not decapitate, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMU_F3arSAPointing Out the Obvious wrote:#317 on our list of things people like to say which are obviously FALSE.
...kill
CORRECT!
on land? a whale
Butt Naked wrote:
Im assuming this is a naked human and the human has to kill the opponent no? there is no way a naked human could kill a dairy cow with his bare hands.. just sayin'
(likewise a giraffe)
INCORRECT.
To kill a dairy cow would take the right strategy but it could be done. Basically make it an endurance/starvation contest. Harass it endlessly, do not let it eat without kicking it in the head. In a few days it would drop from exhaustion and you could finish it off.
INCORRECT Man wrote:
Butt Naked wrote:Im assuming this is a naked human and the human has to kill the opponent no? there is no way a naked human could kill a dairy cow with his bare hands.. just sayin'
(likewise a giraffe)
INCORRECT.
To kill a dairy cow would take the right strategy but it could be done. Basically make it an endurance/starvation contest. Harass it endlessly, do not let it eat without kicking it in the head. In a few days it would drop from exhaustion and you could finish it off.
Is this a world where rocks don't exist? Because I'm pretty sure if there were some appropriately sized rocks around, I could pick up a rock and hit the cow in the head with it to kill it.
sdfsdfsfsdf wrote:
INCORRECT Man wrote:INCORRECT.
To kill a dairy cow would take the right strategy but it could be done. Basically make it an endurance/starvation contest. Harass it endlessly, do not let it eat without kicking it in the head. In a few days it would drop from exhaustion and you could finish it off.
Is this a world where rocks don't exist? Because I'm pretty sure if there were some appropriately sized rocks around, I could pick up a rock and hit the cow in the head with it to kill it.
Yes - no rocks. Note the phrase "with his bare hands". This is commonly understood to mean without the use of weapons of any kind other than his own body.
thejeff wrote:
COULD not kill a human? Or probably WOULD not kill a human?
Probably WOULD not: Dairy cow.
COULD not? Dairy cow.
You have got to be kidding me. Those things will trample you to smithereens and they do every year in England.
Look at all of the cute humans responding to an old thread.
A giraffe would NEVER lose to a human. NEVER.
Digital Girth wrote:
Adele
Would kick you to death.