does viagra boost running/endurance sports performance? someone told me this, and maybe i'll give it a shot, but i don't want to run around the course with a (massive) bone*!
does viagra boost running/endurance sports performance? someone told me this, and maybe i'll give it a shot, but i don't want to run around the course with a (massive) bone*!
Oh yeah, it's on wrote:
but i don't want to run around the course with a (massive) bone*!
You will.
I recently won a close race because I was able to "out lean" another runner at the tape by 6" thanks to the Viagra effect.
If you don't finish the marathon in under 4 hours, call your doctor.
If you were doing a relay you would have your own baton
Just follow the leader.
If you have a marathon run lasting more than four hours, please call your doctor.
the new 4:45 miler wrote:
Viagra is for testosterone.
No.
brojos are not me wrote:
Dr. Chow wrote:If you have a marathon run lasting more than four hours, please call your doctor.
I never understood what your doctor was supposed to do about this. Is he supposed to give you a hand job?
No, we stab you in the dick with a needle and inject phenylephrine.
You'll thank us after you google "priapism" images.
This particular thread seems to have gone limp awhile back so I decided to pump new life into it by trying viagra before my long run today. I ran effortlessly for 9 miles though mile 10 was a bit harder. I'm gonna keep taking it for longer efforts. Tom McArdle swore by this stuff.
Oh yeah, it's on wrote:
does viagra boost running/endurance sports performance? someone told me this, and maybe i'll give it a shot, but i don't want to run around the course with a (massive) bone*!
Grego wrote:
This particular thread seems to have gone limp awhile back so I decided to pump new life into it by trying viagra before my long run today. I ran effortlessly for 9 miles though mile 10 was a bit harder. I'm gonna keep taking it for longer efforts. Tom McArdle swore by this stuff.
It does not improve endurance performance or anything like that (maybe a placebo effect, but that can occur with most anything). Instead, it caused a lot of embarrassment for me at races, group track workouts, cross training at the gym, etc. especially if you wear tights...if you get my drift. Somedays it was so bad, I'd have to wear big, oversized athletic shorts over my tights. 😂
Oh yeah, it's on wrote:
does viagra boost running/endurance sports performance? someone told me this, and maybe i'll give it a shot, but i don't want to run around the course with a (massive) bone*!
Of course it does. For best results, combine with nitro-spray and yohimbine.
On behalf of my friends at the 50+ thread, I’d like to thank Woodie for inviting us to participate in this thread. However, it appears Woodie has not read the post-nuptial shutoff thread or he would know that none of us have as much as sniffed any poontang in years. Yes, we may occasionally get a little help for the occasional moment with "Rosie", but trust me we're napping, not running, after that.
When you boys grow up, come and see us. Cheers.
Igy
True story. I took a viagra pill and then realized I didnt have any condoms. I had to run out to the pharmacy for condoms before the viagra would wear off. I ran pretty well.
Ghost 0f lgloi wrote:
On behalf of my friends at the 50+ thread, I’d like to thank Woodie for inviting us to participate in this thread. However, it appears Woodie has not read the post-nuptial shutoff thread or he would know that none of us have as much as sniffed any poontang in years. Yes, we may occasionally get a little help for the occasional moment with "Rosie", but trust me we're napping, not running, after that.
When you boys grow up, come and see us. Cheers.
Igy
LOL. Great post, Igy, and thanks for sharing the view of the "mature". I suspected you guys weren’t getting much, but I didn’t think it was a complete shutout. Ouch! I guess the rumored hanky panky at those senior living complexes is not on your radar. Too bad. Well, stock up on the Kleenex.
If any of your fellow old goats want to chime in, we’ll be here. Thanks again for your honesty.
I've read that runners, especially ultra distance runners, are now beginning to see the benefits of taking Viagra when exercising and racing. Moreover, it's easy to order it online without any prescription http://all-day-chemist.us/ .
So...it's going to be the new PED along with testosterone replacement therapy?
Woodie wrote:
Ghost 0f lgloi wrote:On behalf of my friends at the 50+ thread, I’d like to thank Woodie for inviting us to participate in this thread. However, it appears Woodie has not read the post-nuptial shutoff thread or he would know that none of us have as much as sniffed any poontang in years. Yes, we may occasionally get a little help for the occasional moment with "Rosie", but trust me we're napping, not running, after that.
When you boys grow up, come and see us. Cheers.
Igy
LOL. Great post, Igy, and thanks for sharing the view of the "mature". I suspected you guys weren’t getting much, but I didn’t think it was a complete shutout. Ouch! I guess the rumored hanky panky at those senior living complexes is not on your radar. Too bad. Well, stock up on the Kleenex.
If any of your fellow old goats want to chime in, we’ll be here. Thanks again for your honesty.
Ha 😄 you two are hilarious.
Please note : the evidence suggests that it helps with extremely high altitudes, exhibit A the Top Gear Bolivia/Amazon special. Apparently they tested it on moderate altitude cyclists and I don't think it helped. But I'm not willing to rule out the benefits of a good night's sleep 😉
Ghost 0f lgloi wrote:
On behalf of my friends at the 50+ thread, I’d like to thank Woodie for inviting us to participate in this thread. However, it appears Woodie has not read the post-nuptial shutoff thread or he would know that none of us have as much as sniffed any poontang in years. Yes, we may occasionally get a little help for the occasional moment with "Rosie", but trust me we're napping, not running, after that.
When you boys grow up, come and see us. Cheers.
Igy
This is great! Thanks for letting us know about this, Woodie.