Won his heat in 3:50! It's not the time or anything, but the fact that he won something for the first time in years. Sure, sure, it's a prelim, but who cares?!?! At long last, his mental woes have been cured!
Oh and he also beat Riley Masters. He may just drop a wet deuce on the competition at nats!
Webb Watch '12 wrote:
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Oh and he also beat Riley Masters. He may just drop a wet deuce on the competition at nats!
What the H is a "wet deuce"?
Wait....this German Fernandez guy. He's back? Does that mean he left? Is it possible to get out of here?
My original questions seem to have disappeared, along with the kind people who replied to them. I don't understand why. Did those Wejo and Rojo characters have something to do with it? I'm desperately trying to figure this place out.
Ghost of a Murdered Jogger wrote:
... I'm desperately trying to figure this place out.
Well, start with never talking about religion in any way. Then make sure you are always on the ultra-conservative side on any topic. Don't ever say anything that Flappy and Mammy wouldn't like to see. With these simple guidelines you can be 80% certain your post will not be deleted (assuming you have the sense to avoid threads that feature religion and/or politics that the ultra-conservatives don't like).
If you'd like to move that up to 90% well you probably just shouldn't post. Either that or apply for a job as a moderator - I think that provides some measure of assurance for those gifted few.
Good luck.
Don't talk about religion? But I thought this was the afterlife. I'm really confused.
Being a "moderator" sounds like a good gig. I think I'd like to do that. Are they sort of like right hand men? Angels, if you will?
I have to admit, so far heaven isn't nearly as good as I thought it would be. Unless this is hell. But it doesn't seem THAT bad. Purgatory maybe? Perhaps I have unfinished business before I can go to heaven?
I saw him out on my run on Wed and gave him the good luck gesture. I think I fixed him. Yeah me
keeps ya up ta date
bangalangadanga wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet+deucekeeps ya up ta date
Um...Thanks. I think.
I know, I know, I asked...