I had a job interview today which I think I can safely say is 100% NOT going to be a successful attempt. Here's why: about five minutes into the interview -- out of nowhere -- I got an absolutely brutal cramp in my stomach, it was diarrhea. I asked if I could quickly run to the bathroom, they said yes, and I was in there for about 8-10 minutes. There was also ZERO ventilation in the bathroom. When I walked out of the bathroom, there was a woman at a nearby desk spraying air freshner.
Disaster