You obviously either went to Malone or a shitty elitist D3 school like Capital, Kenyon or Case Western. Sorry pal, but OSU is a better school than those school. I guess you take a dump on those schools because you have to look down somewhere sitting on your ivory tower.
Good luck getting a job if you graduated from Malone unless you are truly an exceptional individual (because there are some at Malone) or good luck paying off your unnecessary student debt by running at a private D3 school. Hope all of those years of mediocre college running were worth the 6 figures of student debt!
CAVEAT: There is nothing wrong with having alcohol related problems on a campus. That is part of growing as an individual in a lot of instances. If you are so scared of those problems; go to Malone or live under a rock.
I don't like you... May God have mercy on your soul for the stupidity radiating from your post.